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flamingdog · 02-12-2004, 02:19 AM

I got the day off for some reason, so I'm chillin' in bed at about 10am, when the doorbell goes. I hate being got out of bed to answer the door, so I ignore it. I'm the only one who lives on the ground floor, so I'm continually getting the door for people. Anyway, after a few minutes, my phone rings. It's the woman outside the door with a parcel for me.

Inside is a garment I will swear to baby Jesus Christ I never ordered. I mean I looked at it on the website. But I'm sure I never punched in my credit card and hit 'send'.

It fits too. Maybe it's even a little big.

Holy shit I'm confused.

StormBerlin · 02-12-2004, 06:52 AM

uh...chargeback to your card?

Cynthetiq · 02-12-2004, 07:26 AM

the laws in the US read that if you get a parcel addressed to you and you didn't order it, it's yours.

I believe it's covered somewhere @ usps.gov

thejoker130 · 02-12-2004, 08:15 AM

Hooray! freestuff! The staple of college students everywhere.

flamingdog · 03-12-2004, 03:31 PM

Ha, bad news... I got the bill for it. Evidently I must have ordered it... Short term memory loss?

WarWagon · 03-12-2004, 04:52 PM

Drunk order perhaps?

spook75 · 03-12-2004, 04:52 PM

Never use the internet with a credit card nearby when drunk!

Infernal · 03-12-2004, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spook75
Never use the internet with a credit card nearby when drunk!

Too late for me

Fremen · 03-12-2004, 06:54 PM

I noticed all you said was a garment.

It was a pink tutu, wasn't it?

ratbastid · 03-15-2004, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flamingdog
Ha, bad news... I got the bill for it. Evidently I must have ordered it... Short term memory loss?

Maybe you accidentally fired off the site's "one-click order" function? I've accidentally ordered some stuff from Amazon that way.

stevie667 · 03-15-2004, 08:26 AM

flog it on ebay.

mastboyx · 03-15-2004, 10:18 AM

hahaha pink tutu, yeah now im curious to know what was it

Skettios · 03-15-2004, 10:56 AM

Me too. Better tell us what it is bro!

water_boy1999 · 03-15-2004, 11:02 AM

You seem to be attracting a crowd of nosey TFPers with that "garment" you received in the mail.

(What is it, man.....what is it???)

flamingdog · 03-15-2004, 04:39 PM

It was the back end of a pantomime cow.

Not really, it was just a zip up sweatshirt with some stripes on the arms. Rather fetching actually, i like it.

~(_8(/) · 03-15-2004, 05:52 PM

Make sure it wasn't from that FINGERHUT place. Those bastard are nazi's. I had that happen to a friend and they where relentless.

Brian Warner · 03-15-2004, 06:58 PM

That comment was offensive to Nazi bastards.

World's King · 03-15-2004, 06:59 PM

Can I have it?

flamingdog · 03-16-2004, 04:37 AM

Sorry man, I like it. It's all a happy coincidence. Aren't they the best kind?

NoLa · 03-16-2004, 07:18 AM

Wow, and I thought I had bad memory.

aarchaon · 03-17-2004, 02:59 AM

flamingdog, next time your on the net when drunk order me some clothes from tshirthell.com. I need new clothes.

flamingdog · 03-17-2004, 03:12 AM

Hey, i never said i was drunk.

Probably stoned though.

runawayfetus · 03-17-2004, 07:00 PM

wiat what is it... a garment? parcel? what exactly is that...?

flamingdog · 03-18-2004, 11:56 AM

See above.

Quote:

Originally posted by flamingdog
It was the back end of a pantomime cow.

Not really, it was just a zip up sweatshirt with some stripes on the arms. Rather fetching actually, i like it.

02-12-2004, 02:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	Bizarreness. I got the day off for some reason, so I'm chillin' in bed at about 10am, when the doorbell goes. I hate being got out of bed to answer the door, so I ignore it. I'm the only one who lives on the ground floor, so I'm continually getting the door for people. Anyway, after a few minutes, my phone rings. It's the woman outside the door with a parcel for me. Inside is a garment I will swear to baby Jesus Christ I never ordered. I mean I looked at it on the website. But I'm sure I never punched in my credit card and hit 'send'. It fits too. Maybe it's even a little big. Holy shit I'm confused.

02-12-2004, 06:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	uh...chargeback to your card? __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

02-12-2004, 07:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	the laws in the US read that if you get a parcel addressed to you and you didn't order it, it's yours. I believe it's covered somewhere @ usps.gov __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

02-12-2004, 08:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	Hooray! freestuff! The staple of college students everywhere. __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

03-12-2004, 06:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I noticed all you said was a garment. It was a pink tutu, wasn't it? __________________ Google

03-12-2004, 03:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	Ha, bad news... I got the bill for it. Evidently I must have ordered it... Short term memory loss?

03-12-2004, 04:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Drunk order perhaps?

03-12-2004, 04:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
spook75 Upright	Never use the internet with a credit card nearby when drunk!

03-15-2004, 08:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	flog it on ebay.

03-15-2004, 10:18 AM	#12 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	hahaha pink tutu, yeah now im curious to know what was it __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-15-2004, 10:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
Skettios Condition: Stable and Improving Location: Finger on the little red button.	Me too. Better tell us what it is bro! __________________ Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. Frederich Nietzsche

03-15-2004, 11:02 AM	#14 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	You seem to be attracting a crowd of nosey TFPers with that "garment" you received in the mail. (What is it, man.....what is it???) __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

03-15-2004, 04:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	It was the back end of a pantomime cow. Not really, it was just a zip up sweatshirt with some stripes on the arms. Rather fetching actually, i like it.

03-15-2004, 05:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
~(_8(/) Upright Location: orlando	Make sure it wasn't from that FINGERHUT place. Those bastard are nazi's. I had that happen to a friend and they where relentless. __________________ Everything was cool until that no talent ass clown went and got famous!

03-15-2004, 06:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
Brian Warner Banned	That comment was offensive to Nazi bastards.

03-15-2004, 06:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Can I have it? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

03-16-2004, 04:37 AM	#19 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	Sorry man, I like it. It's all a happy coincidence. Aren't they the best kind?

03-16-2004, 07:18 AM	#20 (permalink)
NoLa Crazy Location: St.Louis, MO	Wow, and I thought I had bad memory. __________________ Through the warmest cord of care your love was sent to me I'm not sure what to do with it or where to put it

03-17-2004, 02:59 AM	#21 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	flamingdog, next time your on the net when drunk order me some clothes from tshirthell.com. I need new clothes. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-17-2004, 03:12 AM	#22 (permalink)
flamingdog Still fighting it.	Hey, i never said i was drunk. Probably stoned though.

03-17-2004, 07:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
runawayfetus Crazy Location: san fran	wiat what is it... a garment? parcel? what exactly is that...? __________________ im a huge movie goer....