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Old 02-12-2004, 02:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bizarreness.

I got the day off for some reason, so I'm chillin' in bed at about 10am, when the doorbell goes. I hate being got out of bed to answer the door, so I ignore it. I'm the only one who lives on the ground floor, so I'm continually getting the door for people. Anyway, after a few minutes, my phone rings. It's the woman outside the door with a parcel for me.

Inside is a garment I will swear to baby Jesus Christ I never ordered. I mean I looked at it on the website. But I'm sure I never punched in my credit card and hit 'send'.

It fits too. Maybe it's even a little big.

Holy shit I'm confused.
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Old 02-12-2004, 06:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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uh...chargeback to your card?
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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the laws in the US read that if you get a parcel addressed to you and you didn't order it, it's yours.

I believe it's covered somewhere @ usps.gov
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Old 02-12-2004, 08:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hooray! freestuff! The staple of college students everywhere.
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ha, bad news... I got the bill for it. Evidently I must have ordered it... Short term memory loss?
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Drunk order perhaps?
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Old 03-12-2004, 04:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2004, 06:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Never use the internet with a credit card nearby when drunk!
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Old 03-12-2004, 06:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I noticed all you said was a garment.

It was a pink tutu, wasn't it?
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Old 03-15-2004, 07:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ha, bad news... I got the bill for it. Evidently I must have ordered it... Short term memory loss?
Maybe you accidentally fired off the site's "one-click order" function? I've accidentally ordered some stuff from Amazon that way.
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Old 03-15-2004, 08:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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flog it on ebay.
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Old 03-15-2004, 10:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hahaha pink tutu, yeah now im curious to know what was it
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Old 03-15-2004, 10:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Me too. Better tell us what it is bro!
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:02 AM   #14 (permalink)
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You seem to be attracting a crowd of nosey TFPers with that "garment" you received in the mail.


(What is it, man.....what is it???)
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It was the back end of a pantomime cow.

Not really, it was just a zip up sweatshirt with some stripes on the arms. Rather fetching actually, i like it.
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Make sure it wasn't from that FINGERHUT place. Those bastard are nazi's. I had that happen to a friend and they where relentless.
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Old 03-15-2004, 06:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That comment was offensive to Nazi bastards.
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Old 03-15-2004, 06:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Can I have it?
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:37 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Sorry man, I like it. It's all a happy coincidence. Aren't they the best kind?
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Old 03-16-2004, 07:18 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Wow, and I thought I had bad memory.
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:59 AM   #21 (permalink)
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flamingdog, next time your on the net when drunk order me some clothes from tshirthell.com. I need new clothes.
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Old 03-17-2004, 03:12 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Hey, i never said i was drunk.

Probably stoned though.
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Old 03-17-2004, 07:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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wiat what is it... a garment? parcel? what exactly is that...?
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Old 03-18-2004, 11:56 AM   #24 (permalink)
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See above.

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It was the back end of a pantomime cow.

Not really, it was just a zip up sweatshirt with some stripes on the arms. Rather fetching actually, i like it.
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