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Old 04-19-2003, 11:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Original pickuplines needed!..

Desperatly need new fresh pickuplines, since i'm back in the game - surfed http:\\www.fastseduction.com, very entertaining but will they work ?
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"You must have really good taste in men because you didn't approach me."

It's a killer.
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ready for the cheese?

your daddy must have been an astronaut cuz you got stars in your eyes.

you must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

wanna fuck?
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Old 04-19-2003, 11:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"Hi."

works every time.
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Leicestershire UK
I tend to go for:

Do you come here often

then

What sign are you

then

That's a nice blouse (say this no matter WHAT they are wearing)(any Young Ones fans on the TFP?)

They either look confused and walk away - Or laugh and seem interested
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Old 04-19-2003, 01:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Hey, my name's ______." <-- Give it a shot.
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Old 04-19-2003, 02:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Doesn't matter - you wouldn't want to be here
"Grab your coat love, you've pulled"
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Louisiana
"Why, you look prettier than a new pair of snow tires"
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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My magic watch says you're not wearing any panties.

Oh you are? Then it must be an hour fast.
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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if i told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

old, and still poor.

i like the simple one nine mentioned.
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol all nice but just walking up to a lady seems to work best, shows you got guts
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
"You've stolen my heart, but I have three more in the freezer back home."
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Old 04-19-2003, 03:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
"Your father must have been a Pirate because he left a treasure like you behind!"

"Imagine, you have so many curves and me without any brakes!"

Glad
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Old 04-19-2003, 04:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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"Do you fuck on first dates?"

Someone else out there might know the reference.
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Old 04-19-2003, 04:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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that is a lovely dress you have on, it would look great all bunched up in a ball at the foot of my bed
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Old 04-19-2003, 07:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I have money want to spend it
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Old 04-19-2003, 07:49 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Please dont go to the dark side. It took me a full five minutes to figure out what the hell that said, and I'm fluent in 14/\/\35p34|<
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."


As you can see from my pickup line abilities, I usually stick to "Hi, I'm ______" with a confident handshake. It works, apparently
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You could try Mike Tyson's favorite pick-up line: "I'm stronger than you"

But I don't recommend it.
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Drifting.
"Great shoes, lets fuck"


If you use it out of context, it works.
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:29 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Location: lost
Used while wearing very large pants:
Hey baby, there's room for one more in these pants....
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by vermin
You could try Mike Tyson's favorite pick-up line: "I'm stronger than you"

But I don't recommend it.
I thought it was, "I'm gonna fuck you till you love me."

I wouldn't recommend that one either.
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:12 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Montreal
Forget everything you've just read and behold:

"Hey, you wanna taste something my mom made."

or the incomparable:

"Say, do you know the difference between a steak and a big dick? No? You wanna come over for dinner sometime?"

Never be lonely again.
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:13 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Loki
"Great shoes, lets fuck"


If you use it out of context, it works.
I always wanted to try that one but i could never work up the balls. I usually stick with confused stammering and maybe the occasional stutter thrown in for variety.
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Old 04-19-2003, 10:18 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: California
Or be like anakin: "Are you an angel?"
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:32 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: Louisiana
Hey wanna head out to the parking lot and get it on.. no? well i guess a blow is outta the question..


btw are you wanting serious pickup lines...

Greetings, My name is ________ I hail from the magical land of "perfection" There I'm a king among men, but standing before you, I see that every dream I have had pales in comparison to your beauty. The sun.. the sun is like a candle next to your inferno of lovliness. I would lay down and die just to bask in the wonder of your pressence.
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Old 04-20-2003, 06:35 AM   #27 (permalink)
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hey wanta get a pizza and fuck?

why you don't like pizza?
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:17 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
For the real bitches.

You: Wanna dance ??
Bitch: No.
You: No no no. I said "You look fat in those pants".
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:27 AM   #29 (permalink)
Buffering.........
 
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Hi my name is ______ and i'm trying the traditional form of dating since i ran out of chloroform and my van is in the shop.
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:37 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: City Gecko
"Do you have any insert unique characteristic here in you?"
"No"
"Want Some?"
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:43 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Okay, for the first one, you need a wingman. Basically, the wingman stops you and the target "randomly" together somewhere (say in a line for the bathroom, etc...). He then uses the line:

"You two would make BEAUTIFUL babies!!"

Or, if you don't have a wingman, the best (as far as results go), are:

"I'm in law/med school"
or
"I'm a Doctor."


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Old 04-20-2003, 09:49 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Location: Boone, NC
"Let's go play Army, I'll lay back and you can blow the hell out of me" or also "That shirt looks mighty becoming on you, I know if I were on you I'd be cumming too"
Couple of old lame ones but what the hell, I need to get my posts up anyway.......
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:17 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by zmiley
Get a tattoo that says 'Your Name' on your ass.

Say "Hi, I'll bet you (enter prize here) I have Your Name tattooed on my ass"

Of course, then you have to live with a tattoo that says 'Your Name' on your ass.

So what's wrong with that?
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:20 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by vermin
You could try Mike Tyson's favorite pick-up line: "I'm stronger than you"
I wanna eat your babies.

To get back on topic: "I heard this rumor that college girls are easy, whats your opinion to that?"

Yes I know, its college only.
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:51 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Please dont go to the dark side. It took me a full five minutes to figure out what the hell that said, and I'm fluent in 14/\/\35p34|<
Wooah back up there, What does it say? I wanna learn tel me Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:56 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Hey Baby, wanna make fifty cents the hard way?
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:02 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by BoCo
"Hey, my name's ______." <-- Give it a shot.
No kiddin Boco sounds about right to me, but I guess being a normal guy is a bit unheard of these days.
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Old 04-20-2003, 11:03 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Strangely, observational humor usually works for me. Last night's 'What are all these punks doing listening to a 60s bar band?' got a smile, a conversation and a fun evening.
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Old 04-20-2003, 04:38 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Thank U so much - going out to try them tonight.... Cross u're fingers... To be continued ;-)
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Old 08-16-2003, 08:19 AM   #40 (permalink)
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"i can smell your uterus from here" always works for me
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