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Old 04-13-2004, 09:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Adult Superstar Action Figures



Why couldn't we have these when we were kids?
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Old 04-13-2004, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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what exactly are those accesories? coffins?
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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they are stands, i saw these at my local comic shop, he said he could keep enough of some of them, take your collection to the next nevel.
or maybe a brianna banks action figure



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Old 04-13-2004, 10:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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can we put a NSFW on the title of this now, please? Thanks.
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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NSFW. done

I dunno why someone would want to have a little doll of one, but I guess.

I mean it's not like you can get a Tom Byron doll and put them in your favorite position.
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't understand this at all. Just buy a Barbie dolls and some red and brown paint. A little patch of brown down south, two red dots up top...

BAM!

Exact same thing.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I dunno why someone would want to have a little doll of one, but I guess.

I mean it's not like you can get a Tom Byron doll and put them in your favorite position.
for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.
i have friend who's whole house, (not just a bedroom or basement) is decorated as such. IMHO it looks like a college student lives there.

different strokes.

i'll continue to buy art. it appreciates both figuratively and speculatively much better than any toys.
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"What a fag... You play with dolls."

"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."
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Old 04-13-2004, 12:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."


I'd buy one for laughs...
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Old 04-13-2004, 01:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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It would make a good conversational piece. Just have to be careful about where you display it.
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Old 04-13-2004, 01:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."
Fuck, that was Laugh Out Loud funny...




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Old 04-13-2004, 01:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Awww, what a cute little girl/boy you have there. Is that your doll? How cute... Wait... What are you doing with that doll?!? HEY!!!"
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Old 04-13-2004, 03:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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have they got an Aria one, or is she out of stock?

i'd probably waste my money on one of these for a laugh.
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Old 04-13-2004, 06:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 09:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2004, 10:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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What's the point? I think i'll pass.. save my money for something else.. anything else

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for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.
I used to work with a guy who used to collect McFarlane toys, err i means "action figures". He would buy two of each one: one for display and one that stays in the box for collection purposes.

I will admit, though, McFarlane does make some interesting figures. It's just not my cup of tea.
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Old 04-13-2004, 11:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Not that I'd want one, but I just want there to be a Ron Jeremy "Action figure"
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Old 04-14-2004, 08:55 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Well, they're "action" figures, right? What kind of action do you expect?? A "Ron Jeremy" doll would fit right in.
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Old 04-14-2004, 09:18 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2004, 02:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ahahah. Actually they look kinda freaky but cool at the same time. Whatever floats your boat!
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Old 04-14-2004, 03:22 PM   #22 (permalink)
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can we put a NSFW on the title of this now, please? Thanks.
But... the title is "Adult Superstar Action Figures"... what'd you think it would be about? lol
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Old 04-25-2004, 10:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I can understand that there are people who find pleasure out of collecting Porn star action figures, my questions is are these sold in adult stores or are they on display in Toys R Us? I would hate to see that these items can be as easily purchased by kids!
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Old 04-26-2004, 12:08 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I don't think they would market such figurines to children, or that most children would even know who these people are.

I would love to see a commercial or skit with some kids playing with them though
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:34 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I want to put them in my coffee table for when my mother-in-law visits.

That would be a hoot!
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:53 AM   #26 (permalink)
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back to the porn shop for me!
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:53 AM   #27 (permalink)
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hmmm....I'm thinking I could make a killer xmas tree next year with these.
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Old 04-28-2004, 08:12 PM   #28 (permalink)
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They already had pornstar action figures. Full size. They are called "Real Dolls".

Ok, so they aren't specifically based on any one porn star, but the provide a lot more, ahem, action.
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Old 04-28-2004, 08:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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They already had pornstar action figures. Full size. They are called "Real Dolls".

Ok, so they aren't specifically based on any one porn star, but the provide a lot more, ahem, action.
Even more than my hand? Shocking...absolutely shocking!
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