Adult Superstar Action Figures (NSFW) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Jesus Pimp · 04-13-2004, 09:45 AM

Why couldn't we have these when we were kids?

mattevil · 04-13-2004, 09:54 AM

what exactly are those accesories? coffins?

moonstrucksoul · 04-13-2004, 10:01 AM

they are stands, i saw these at my local comic shop, he said he could keep enough of some of them, take your collection to the next nevel.

or maybe a brianna banks action figure

quadro2000 · 04-13-2004, 10:24 AM

can we put a NSFW on the title of this now, please? Thanks.

Cynthetiq · 04-13-2004, 10:39 AM

NSFW. done

I dunno why someone would want to have a little doll of one, but I guess.

I mean it's not like you can get a Tom Byron doll and put them in your favorite position.

Gman · 04-13-2004, 10:46 AM

I don't understand this at all. Just buy a Barbie dolls and some red and brown paint. A little patch of brown down south, two red dots up top...

BAM!

Exact same thing.

moonstrucksoul · 04-13-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Cynthetiq

I dunno why someone would want to have a little doll of one, but I guess.

I mean it's not like you can get a Tom Byron doll and put them in your favorite position.

for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.

Cynthetiq · 04-13-2004, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.

i have friend who's whole house, (not just a bedroom or basement) is decorated as such. IMHO it looks like a college student lives there.

different strokes.

i'll continue to buy art. it appreciates both figuratively and speculatively much better than any toys.

World's King · 04-13-2004, 12:44 PM

"What a fag... You play with dolls."

"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."

SabrinaFair · 04-13-2004, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by The Original King
"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."

I'd buy one for laughs...

skysooner · 04-13-2004, 01:21 PM

It would make a good conversational piece. Just have to be careful about where you display it.

Mephisto2 · 04-13-2004, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by The Original King
"What a fag... You play with dolls."

"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."

Fuck, that was Laugh Out Loud funny...

Mr Mephisto

micah67 · 04-13-2004, 01:48 PM

"Awww, what a cute little girl/boy you have there. Is that your doll? How cute... Wait... What are you doing with that doll?!? HEY!!!"

bundy · 04-13-2004, 03:27 PM

have they got an Aria one, or is she out of stock?

i'd probably waste my money on one of these for a laugh.

Fremen · 04-13-2004, 06:57 PM

What? No Hedgehog!?!

grayman · 04-13-2004, 09:58 PM

Life for the G.I. Joe team just got a lot better.

k1ng · 04-13-2004, 10:15 PM

What's the point? I think i'll pass.. save my money for something else.. anything else

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Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.

I used to work with a guy who used to collect McFarlane toys, err i means "action figures". He would buy two of each one: one for display and one that stays in the box for collection purposes.

I will admit, though, McFarlane does make some interesting figures. It's just not my cup of tea.

bermuDa · 04-13-2004, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Fremen
What? No Hedgehog!?!

Not that I'd want one, but I just want there to be a Ron Jeremy "Action figure"

denim · 04-14-2004, 08:55 AM

Well, they're "action" figures, right? What kind of action do you expect?? A "Ron Jeremy" doll would fit right in.

RoboBlaster · 04-14-2004, 09:18 AM

Finally, a love doll that suits someone with my "stature."

Soggybagel · 04-14-2004, 02:41 PM

Ahahah. Actually they look kinda freaky but cool at the same time. Whatever floats your boat!

analog · 04-14-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by quadro2000
can we put a NSFW on the title of this now, please? Thanks.

But... the title is "Adult Superstar Action Figures"... what'd you think it would be about? lol

Chiuey · 04-25-2004, 10:16 PM

I can understand that there are people who find pleasure out of collecting Porn star action figures, my questions is are these sold in adult stores or are they on display in Toys R Us? I would hate to see that these items can be as easily purchased by kids!

bermuDa · 04-26-2004, 12:08 AM

I don't think they would market such figurines to children, or that most children would even know who these people are.

I would love to see a commercial or skit with some kids playing with them though

Boo · 04-26-2004, 10:34 PM

I want to put them in my coffee table for when my mother-in-law visits.

That would be a hoot!

hotzot · 04-27-2004, 05:53 AM

back to the porn shop for me!

Midnight_Son · 04-27-2004, 07:53 AM

hmmm....I'm thinking I could make a killer xmas tree next year with these.

Derwood · 04-28-2004, 08:12 PM

They already had pornstar action figures. Full size. They are called "Real Dolls".

Ok, so they aren't specifically based on any one porn star, but the provide a lot more, ahem, action.

feelgood · 04-28-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Derwood
They already had pornstar action figures. Full size. They are called "Real Dolls".

Ok, so they aren't specifically based on any one porn star, but the provide a lot more, ahem, action.

Even more than my hand? Shocking...absolutely shocking!

Derwood · 04-29-2004, 05:52 PM

www.realdoll.com

04-13-2004, 09:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jesus Pimp The Original JizzSmacka	Adult Superstar Action Figures Why couldn't we have these when we were kids? __________________ Never date anyone who doesn't make your dick hard.

04-13-2004, 10:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	they are stands, i saw these at my local comic shop, he said he could keep enough of some of them, take your collection to the next nevel. or maybe a brianna banks action figure __________________ no signature required Last edited by moonstrucksoul; 04-13-2004 at 10:12 AM..

04-13-2004, 10:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
quadro2000 All Possibility, Made Of Custard Location: New York, NY	can we put a NSFW on the title of this now, please? Thanks. __________________ You have to laugh at yourself...because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. - Emily Saliers

04-13-2004, 10:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	NSFW. done I dunno why someone would want to have a little doll of one, but I guess. I mean it's not like you can get a Tom Byron doll and put them in your favorite position. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

04-13-2004, 12:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	"What a fag... You play with dolls." "Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples." __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-13-2004, 09:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	what exactly are those accesories? coffins?

04-13-2004, 10:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gman Insane Location: Down South In Louisiana	I don't understand this at all. Just buy a Barbie dolls and some red and brown paint. A little patch of brown down south, two red dots up top... BAM! Exact same thing.

04-13-2004, 01:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	It would make a good conversational piece. Just have to be careful about where you display it.

04-13-2004, 01:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	"Awww, what a cute little girl/boy you have there. Is that your doll? How cute... Wait... What are you doing with that doll?!? HEY!!!" __________________ ~micah

04-13-2004, 03:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	have they got an Aria one, or is she out of stock? i'd probably waste my money on one of these for a laugh. __________________ Ohayo!!!

04-13-2004, 06:57 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What? No Hedgehog!?! __________________ Google

04-13-2004, 09:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
grayman you can't see me Location: Illinois	Life for the G.I. Joe team just got a lot better. __________________ That's right - I'm a guy in a suit eating a Blizzard. F U.

04-14-2004, 08:55 AM	#19 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	Well, they're "action" figures, right? What kind of action do you expect?? A "Ron Jeremy" doll would fit right in.

04-14-2004, 09:18 AM	#20 (permalink)
RoboBlaster Psycho Location: Ouuuterrrr Spaaaaacccceeee	Finally, a love doll that suits someone with my "stature."

04-14-2004, 02:41 PM	#21 (permalink)
Soggybagel Psycho Location: Lovely City #1	Ahahah. Actually they look kinda freaky but cool at the same time. Whatever floats your boat!

04-27-2004, 05:53 AM	#26 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	back to the porn shop for me! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-25-2004, 10:16 PM	#23 (permalink)
Chiuey Upright Location: Bangkok, Thailand	I can understand that there are people who find pleasure out of collecting Porn star action figures, my questions is are these sold in adult stores or are they on display in Toys R Us? I would hate to see that these items can be as easily purchased by kids! __________________ Is the Juice is worth the Squeeze?

04-26-2004, 12:08 AM	#24 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	I don't think they would market such figurines to children, or that most children would even know who these people are. I would love to see a commercial or skit with some kids playing with them though __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

04-26-2004, 10:34 PM	#25 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	I want to put them in my coffee table for when my mother-in-law visits. That would be a hoot! __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.

04-27-2004, 07:53 AM	#27 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	hmmm....I'm thinking I could make a killer xmas tree next year with these. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

04-28-2004, 08:12 PM	#28 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	They already had pornstar action figures. Full size. They are called "Real Dolls". Ok, so they aren't specifically based on any one porn star, but the provide a lot more, ahem, action. __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

04-29-2004, 05:52 PM	#30 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	www.realdoll.com __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel