Some people are just ..wrong..
 

I didnt know where to put this, so if some can move it if it needs to, thanks.

My friend sent me to this page, and .. I honestly dont know what to think. Where does someone get the idea? I dont even think its physically possible...Sick, wrong, and poor hen..

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=5288963

He didn't fuck a cock, cause that would have been, like, gay, or something. ;)

hahhahhaahahahh imadork

OMG...I just thought of SouthPark episode where one guy go around have fuck chicken so the police could read....maybe this guy is trying to test that theory...

It's not wrong ... he didn't perform oral.

well, now we know why the chicken crossed the road

So he looks at the chicken and gets turned on..and then he tries to kill his wife?? Wouldn't he want to keep his wife around to actually have sex with her instead of a chicken??

From one cock to another, brother

"The chicken doesn't seem to mind."

At least the town slaughtered the hen--wouldn't want that slut spreading herself around the rest of the locals.

Do you mean this guy?


http://www.metallic-frost.net/spc/ba...ges/203_40.jpg


In all seriousness though It shouldn't have turn out the way it did.

How bad must his wife have looked if he was resorting to fucking a chicken?

Is that considered cheating too?

Did he pluck said chicken before the act?

So many questions....

Thats messed up. Lol, he musta needed some lovin pretty bad. The hand wasnt good enough...

If the villagers had used "chicken lover" instead of "chicken fucker" in their jeers, that man might still be alive today.

Words hurt too.

that is horrible... he should've at least picked a bigger animal.

Ahhhh.... now I know where "chokin' the chicken" came from.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...01#post1192801

posted. :D

That used to be one of the most hilarious episodes South Park had. As for the story, eh...didn't read it; bird-rape isn't my topic of choice.

Did he reciprocate?

wow he's married too.. hmm.. i guess you can say he isnt gay tho.

How the hell do you eat out a chicken?

Take it out of the bucket. ;)

Shake and Bake.

I'm seriously going to have to rethink my expression of supreme disbelief right now-- i used to say Fuck a Duck -- Now I'm gonna have to say Fuck a Hen? Doesn't quite have the same ring to it...

What I don't get is why they killed the hen.

I mean like the hen was consensual or something??

Hehe...You know how those hens gossip...

That makes sense.

Cock a doodle do it!

"You Sexy sexy hen you're just asking for it."
I tried to imagine a situation where that would seem like a reasonable sentiment. I failed.