A bit of humour from the 2004 Olympics. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mephisto2 · 09-03-2004, 12:36 AM

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

These came from Snopes.

Mr Mephisto

KellyC · 09-03-2004, 12:48 AM

Darn, you're a bit late...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=67446

The Phenomenon · 09-03-2004, 02:06 AM

Hehe pure ROFLAGE Mr. Mephisto.

Glory's Sun · 09-03-2004, 05:21 AM

already posted in humor but funny enough to read twice

whocarz · 09-03-2004, 09:45 AM

Numbers 1 and 9 are classic. I really like the fact that the guy in #9 realizes what he said.

Fremen · 09-03-2004, 11:38 AM

I'm in tears.....superb, Mr Meph.

canuckguy · 09-03-2004, 02:35 PM

now those are awesome! got them forwarding around my email now! number 7 is classic.

09-03-2004, 12:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Darn, you're a bit late... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=67446 __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

09-03-2004, 09:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
whocarz Jarhead Location: Colorado	Numbers 1 and 9 are classic. I really like the fact that the guy in #9 realizes what he said. __________________ If there exists anything mightier than destiny, then it is the courage to face destiny unflinchingly. -Geibel Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. -Marcus Aurelius Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? -GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly

09-03-2004, 11:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I'm in tears.....superb, Mr Meph. __________________ Google

09-03-2004, 02:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
The Phenomenon Psycho Location: I think my horns are coming out	Hehe pure ROFLAGE Mr. Mephisto.

09-03-2004, 05:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	already posted in humor but funny enough to read twice

09-03-2004, 02:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	now those are awesome! got them forwarding around my email now! number 7 is classic.