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Lak · 12-23-2004, 04:37 AM

I havn't had full-on food poisoning yet... but I'm sure its gonna happen eventually. I'm not exactly 'picky' about what I ingest...
I have however managed campylobacter, and mesintericadenitis (sp?).
The latter is like tonsilitis, but for your abdomen lining. It involves throwing up every half hour for a couple of days. If you recall what its like to (attempt to) throw up with nothing in your stomach, you know it quite awesomely painful, particularly after the twelfth or so time.
Mmmmm.
And hey, if the toilet-brush water helped, then good on you

You could publish a self-help book: "Clavus' Unlikely Cures 101"

basmoq · 12-23-2004, 05:57 AM

hehe, this reminds me of yesterday, only I had the same feelings for an entire day because it was caused by a nasty little virus. to make matters worse, I was on a roadtrip with my wife to indianapolis, so I didn't even have a nice shiny toilet bowl to get sick in, or a bathroom for privacy. Even worse, it was really cold outside, so when I got sick, I had to get out of the car on the side of the highway and freeze my ass or head off. Of course my car was not the most comfortable place to be in when violently ill, so I spent the 7 hour road trip tossing and turning in the passenger seat, while my wife attempted to drive my stick shift. Needless to say, I was ready to just open the door and jump out to my death, if I only had the strength to undo my seatbelt, let alone open the door myself!

Zephyr66 · 12-23-2004, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asuka{eve}

All of Clavus's stories should be compiled into a book.

And I would be sure to buy it.

Awesome story clavus, almost as great as the skinny dipping one

raeanna74 · 12-23-2004, 06:46 AM

Thankyou for sharing.

I do know the feeling of the toilet dance. My whole family did it when we went to visit a remote northern Canadian "resort" where the outhouses were uphill from the well. Unfortunately the implication of that never occured to us until the contaminated water got to us.

I will be chuckling about the brush cup all day. Ewwww. Thanks

SaltPork · 12-23-2004, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by clavus

Dear God, I drank from the toilet-brush cup.

Nice way to cap off the story, never saw it coming.

Hash_Browns · 12-23-2004, 08:50 AM

Thanks Clavus! That was a very well put together tale

I love your stories!! I'm glad you survived, and I hope next time you remember to wash your hands

Unless of course you need something new to write about

Faygo · 12-23-2004, 09:20 AM

I've had food poisoning. I just ended up puking my guts out.

pattycakes · 12-24-2004, 08:06 PM

the bleach helped clean out your system :-)

Mojo_PeiPei · 12-24-2004, 08:44 PM

Food poisoning is fun, my experience is pretty similar to yours only that my friends were watching.... and laughing.

Fate · 12-24-2004, 09:14 PM

That story finished my Christmas Eve off well. Thanks for sharing, and I hope you're not psychologically scarred?

12-23-2004, 04:37 AM	#41 (permalink)
Lak Insane Location: New Zealand	I havn't had full-on food poisoning yet... but I'm sure its gonna happen eventually. I'm not exactly 'picky' about what I ingest... I have however managed campylobacter, and mesintericadenitis (sp?). The latter is like tonsilitis, but for your abdomen lining. It involves throwing up every half hour for a couple of days. If you recall what its like to (attempt to) throw up with nothing in your stomach, you know it quite awesomely painful, particularly after the twelfth or so time. Mmmmm. And hey, if the toilet-brush water helped, then good on you You could publish a self-help book: "Clavus' Unlikely Cures 101" __________________ ignorance really is bliss.

12-23-2004, 05:57 AM	#42 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	hehe, this reminds me of yesterday, only I had the same feelings for an entire day because it was caused by a nasty little virus. to make matters worse, I was on a roadtrip with my wife to indianapolis, so I didn't even have a nice shiny toilet bowl to get sick in, or a bathroom for privacy. Even worse, it was really cold outside, so when I got sick, I had to get out of the car on the side of the highway and freeze my ass or head off. Of course my car was not the most comfortable place to be in when violently ill, so I spent the 7 hour road trip tossing and turning in the passenger seat, while my wife attempted to drive my stick shift. Needless to say, I was ready to just open the door and jump out to my death, if I only had the strength to undo my seatbelt, let alone open the door myself! __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

12-23-2004, 06:46 AM	#44 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	Thankyou for sharing. I do know the feeling of the toilet dance. My whole family did it when we went to visit a remote northern Canadian "resort" where the outhouses were uphill from the well. Unfortunately the implication of that never occured to us until the contaminated water got to us. I will be chuckling about the brush cup all day. Ewwww. Thanks __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

12-23-2004, 08:50 AM	#46 (permalink)
Hash_Browns Psycho Location: Right behind you...BOO!	Thanks Clavus! That was a very well put together tale I love your stories!! I'm glad you survived, and I hope next time you remember to wash your hands Unless of course you need something new to write about __________________ Smile It makes people wonder what you're up too!

12-24-2004, 08:44 PM	#49 (permalink)
Mojo_PeiPei Kiss of Death Location: Perpetual wind and sorrow	Food poisoning is fun, my experience is pretty similar to yours only that my friends were watching.... and laughing. __________________ To win a war you must serve no master but your ambition.

12-23-2004, 09:20 AM	#47 (permalink)
Faygo Banned	I've had food poisoning. I just ended up puking my guts out.

12-24-2004, 08:06 PM	#48 (permalink)
pattycakes Insane Location: bangor pa	the bleach helped clean out your system :-)

12-24-2004, 09:14 PM	#50 (permalink)
Fate Crazy Location: Montreal	That story finished my Christmas Eve off well. Thanks for sharing, and I hope you're not psychologically scarred? __________________ vB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is Off HTML code is Off