I need Mobster Names(Fake ones)
 

I'm doing a film short, and I need the players in the movie to have cool mobster esque names.

Such as:

Remmy "two times"
Franky Four Fingers
Bricktop
etc

Give me as many as you can! Thanks in advance :)

Mugsy.


It's a nickname I've had for years. I would be honored if you used it.

When lurkette was a wee lass growing up on a farm, she gave all the chickens gangster names. There was:

Lefty
Louie
Vito
Vinnie
Fingers

Here's a whole page of real Mafia nicknames you can use for inspiration. But you can never go wrong with "Icepick" or "Fat Tony."

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionC...173/nickn.html

Tommy "The Angel" Messorelli
Vinnie "Bones" Gallo
Jackie "Shoes" Papaceno
Dominick "Big Dom" Terreli
Mooch
Vinnie Knives
Sal the Butcher
Jimmy "The Shiv" Staffaroni
Fritzy Malone
Little Al Diamonte
Mike "Baldie" Scalero
Nicki Scars
Alphonse "Fish" Fiorenzo
Skinny Joey
Louie Streets (or just "Streets")
Johnny the Jeweler
Sammy the Cook (ah marone! his Ziti, fuhget about it!)
Anthony "the Saint" Salavintore

Timothy "The Tailor" McPharson
Dan "The Animal" Turco
Sammy "The Twister" Gouliogas

Louie The Slug!

I went to school with most of dose guys(the rest were teachers) :lol:

Pasquale (da nose) Rago
Baldino (the hunk) Sabastianelli
Rosario (pizzaman) Mascali

Herschel "Spats" Liebowitz
Norm "Hammer" Hamawojakoski
Leroy "Dice" Williams

Clamps...


(prize to whoever gets the reference.)

Futurama.
Can I pick the prize?


Joey "The Squid" Chalamari
Pauly "Two-Tone" Johnson
Vinnie "No-Nose" Giarrella
Cletus "Hillbilly" Higgins

Ice cuib
Easy E

I said mobster...not gangsta. :)


Everyone else, thank you very much, this will seriously help me. Keep em coming if you got em, but these will work, i'll post the final names later on.

I like keeping it simple, like Jimmy the Scumbag. No confusion there :suave:

Tommy "Two Fingers" Cucchinelli
Joey the Cube (It's his, you know, thing. I's got corners. Like a Two by four. Hell, I just saw the damn thing in the shower. No I don't make a practice of looking at other guys... Say that again <i>paisan</i> and you'll say it without teeth.)
Left Eye Louie. (Hey, he's got both eyes. Why you call him Left Eye? They're both Left eyes. Don't ask. He's sensitive about it.)
Fritters Malone
Frankie "The Bean" Fazulo

(In a related vein, "Her parents called her Calamari because, well, they're urban, and they thought it was a lovely name. Of course, we called her Squid.")

Lenny "Cement Shoes" Manicotti

You could always use some Irish gangster names.

The General
The Monk
The Coach

Fucking scumbags, one and all.


Mr Mephisto

Joey "the Nostril" Mucusini

Here fill this out and it will give you some for you.

http://www.testcafe.com/mob/

Danny "Don't Blink" Davinni
Stratocaster aka Strat
Lashes
Johnny Decaf
Larry The Lungs
Pretty Boy Tommy
Sal The Saw

Eh..I'm empty

Asta!!

Guiseppe (Laughing Boy) Provenci, born in Sicily found his way to America by helping to save the local Mafia boss from a hit, at age 12. Once in the USA was adopted by the boss's brother Antonio Pronvenci, leader and founder of the Provenci family, a small but very powerful organization rooted in New York, Cleveland and Miami.

Guiseppe, quickly changed his name to Joseph and worked hard to get rid of his Sicilian accent. Antonio worked hard to shelter his 2 biological children (Sophia and Marcello) and Joseph from the life of a mobster. He kept the children and his wife in a small city 60 miles south of Cleveland, named Mansfield, Ohio. There he was able to control the steel union, Tappan/Westinghouse Unions, the GM union, and tire company unions, with almost total anonymity in the area.

It was the tragic family wars and that brought about Joseph's nickname and rise to prominence in La Costa Nostra. Joseph was attending a small college in Ohio, with his "brother and sister" when the news broke of their father's murder.

Marcello, being hot headed immediately went to seek revenge and was gunned down in a supposed drug deal gone bad. But is was a setup by the Yaccobelli family.

Sophia, who was sheltered from the family until the tragedies suffered a nervous breakdown and went through many lost love affairs, with men and women.

Joseph immediately dropped out of sight, rumors were that he had had a nervous breakdown. The truth was far more devious. Taking those most loyal to his "father" he sought a fast and furious revenge. The men responsible for the murder of Antonia were murdered. Witnesses could never identify the murderer but all claimed that as the murder happened a loud insane laugh would be heard.

Finally, Alphonse Yacobelli scheduled a sit-down to work a peace with Joseph. But Joseph had other plans and killed Yacobelli as they hugged. Joseph laughed maniacally as he did this act and was forever known as "Laughing Boy".

Today, he controls the commission and even the Russians, Yakuzas and Columbians fear Guiseppe "Laughing Boy" Provenci and his very loyal men and women.

"stinky" Louie
Mikey "da goob"
Tony "the mooch"
and "from out of town" guest star - "Hatty" (short for Manhattan.. the go-between for the "NY guys" and wherever your guys are working out of)

Insert a random Italian name after each.

edit - doh, someone mentioned mooch already. Its a good one :thumbsup:

Boris "The Bullet Dodger"

Antonio "Kneecaps Tony" Manzaretti

Li'l Joey Marconi (note: huge guy)

Tommy "The Nose" Pavarocco

"Wiseguy" Eddie Giuseppe

"Thumbs" Marolla

Thanks again for all the help.

The names I used were:

Hatten
Frankie "shoes"
Remmy "Two times"
and
Louie "streets"

Thanks a lot TFP, couldn't of thought them up without you.

This thread is one of the ones most often viewed by guests who haven't registered. Let me extend the invitation for you to add your own, as well as to see what else this place has to offer. There's a lot of stuff here (about 2.5M posts as of this writing), and we'd love to have you add to it.

I think we need an update from SATS on what happened with the film project.

nunzio scarletti...from the south joisey shore...

...and his infamous brother Giacomo

Well, I can't believe this thread got necro'd.

Um, I mean, we filmed it, got an A in the class. It wasn't anything special ^_^.

Also..If you google "fake mobster names" this is the first thing to show up. That's pretty sweet.

SATS - you wouldn't believe how many hits this page gets. And it's a fun topic. Do you remember the names you eventually used?

This is sort of unrelated, but a cute little mobster name ancedote.

My husband having grown up and lived in New York is really into mob history, watching documentarys, reading books etc.

When our son was born, he gave him the mob nickname "Louie Linguine Fat Tony Big Shoes" I can't explain it, he just did it.

16 years later he still calls our son Lou or Louie, sometimes across the yard he yells "hey Fat Tony". I can only remember a handful of times he's called him by his given name.

It turned out to be sort of prophetic. At the age of 13, he was wearing size 14 shoes.

Do you still have a copy? If so, you should youtube it. It would mae a fine addition to the thread. ;)

Molotov

Unlike all the real mob names i've read here, these are fake.

Nicki "Knee Caps" Carboni
Tony "No Teeth" Napoli
Jimmy " The Cutter" Kanelli

Just a few. Could add more if needed. Let me know.

Fat Tony!