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-Ever- · 04-27-2005, 10:21 PM

Be sure to read the very last paragraph. I get the feeling that he's not kidding

:semi-graphic picture warning:
http://mosnews.com/news/2005/04/22/knifehead.shtml

Vincentt · 04-28-2005, 12:56 AM

Ouch,

What kind of fight do you have that results in waking up with a knife in your head?

jwoody · 04-28-2005, 01:35 AM

The article in full:

Quote:

Knife Pulled out of Russian Patient’s Head
Created: 22.04.2005 18:40 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 18:40 MSK

MosNews

Doctors in the Voronezh region in Central Russia have pulled a 35cm knife out of a patient’s head.

Artur Dzhavanyan went to his neighbor’s door with the knife in his head. His neighbor, a nurse, immediately called for an ambulance, the Express-Gazeta newspaper reported.

Doctors pulled the knife out after a 40-minute operation. The head of the surgery department in the town of Vorobyovka, Viktor Tolstenko, said Dzhavanyan was lucky. “If the knife had hit his eye and his facial nerves, the consequences would have been tragic. Artur got off lightly with a small scar on his face.”

The knife was embedded 10cm under the eye and had pierced the cheek bone.

Dzhavanyan said he had met an old friend the day before, and they had been drinking at Dzhavanyan’s house. His friend started to complain about his problems, and later they started to quarrel a bit, but then they decided to go to bed. After an hour, Artur woke up with an intense pain and when he looked in the mirror he saw a knife sticking in his head. His friend had already left the flat.

And my favourite part:

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Dzhavanyan is not going to press charges against his friend, the paper wrote. He vowed to punish his friend himself.

Magpie0001 · 04-28-2005, 01:39 AM

They started to quarrel .. a bit?

MooseMan3000 · 04-28-2005, 03:29 AM

Ahahah... you have to love the drunk guy who tries to murder someone - someone who is sleeping, mind you - and can't even do it right. "You've crossed me for the last time, comrade!!"

la petite moi · 04-28-2005, 09:05 AM

Holy crap. How would he have continued sleeping long enough for his friend to leave....wow, just wow. And how did he call the police? I certainly wouldn't wanna move my mouth or face at all with that huge knife sticking out.

liquidlight · 04-28-2005, 09:20 AM

"Who needs enemies when you've got friends like these?!"

Paq · 04-28-2005, 11:02 AM

yeah, i lovedthe last part, vowed to punishe the friend hmiself...

yeah...that friend is one that will never...ever get another night of blissful sleep...

bparker805 · 04-28-2005, 11:12 AM

Seven fold camrade... seven fold!

Borgs · 04-29-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by la petite moi

Holy crap. How would he have continued sleeping long enough for his friend to leave....

Ahh, the wonders of alcohol.

Martian · 04-30-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgs

Ahh, the wonders of alcohol.

Exactly what I was thinking. Hell, I didn't think it was a good night drinking unless I woke up with something new piercing my face and no recollection of how it got there.

This post shall be published, with the title 'why I got off the bottle.'

Supple Cow · 04-30-2005, 06:29 PM

Am I remembering the size of a cm incorrectly, or was that knife a LOT closer to his eye than 10 cm?

cellophanedeity · 04-30-2005, 06:41 PM

Yes, it was much much closer than 10cm. It would need to be in his chin or forehead to be ten cm away...

But, the knife was 10cm under his eye, not from it!

MooseMan3000 · 04-30-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cellophanedeity

Yes, it was much much closer than 10cm. It would need to be in his chin or forehead to be ten cm away...

But, the knife was 10cm under his eye, not from it!

Yeah, as in "The knife was embedded 10 cm deep, under the eye." Yowch. That's almost halfway through his head!

Supple Cow · 04-30-2005, 06:51 PM

Oh. Right. I don't know whether to say something about the sentence structure and lack of the word "deep", or to feel silly for not understanding what they meant anyway.

d3cemberist · 04-30-2005, 07:13 PM

Damn, that sucks for him. Brutal.

04-27-2005, 10:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	Stabbed in the face (not me) Be sure to read the very last paragraph. I get the feeling that he's not kidding :semi-graphic picture warning: http://mosnews.com/news/2005/04/22/knifehead.shtml __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

04-28-2005, 12:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Vincentt Addict Location: Tokyo, Japan	Ouch, What kind of fight do you have that results in waking up with a knife in your head? __________________ .

04-28-2005, 01:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	They started to quarrel .. a bit? __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

04-28-2005, 09:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	"Who needs enemies when you've got friends like these?!" __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

04-28-2005, 11:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	yeah, i lovedthe last part, vowed to punishe the friend hmiself... yeah...that friend is one that will never...ever get another night of blissful sleep... __________________ Live. Chris

04-28-2005, 03:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	Ahahah... you have to love the drunk guy who tries to murder someone - someone who is sleeping, mind you - and can't even do it right. "You've crossed me for the last time, comrade!!"

04-28-2005, 09:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Holy crap. How would he have continued sleeping long enough for his friend to leave....wow, just wow. And how did he call the police? I certainly wouldn't wanna move my mouth or face at all with that huge knife sticking out.

04-28-2005, 11:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Seven fold camrade... seven fold!

04-30-2005, 06:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
Supple Cow Americow, the Beautiful Location: Washington, D.C.	Am I remembering the size of a cm incorrectly, or was that knife a LOT closer to his eye than 10 cm? __________________ "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." (Michael Jordan)

04-30-2005, 06:41 PM	#13 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Yes, it was much much closer than 10cm. It would need to be in his chin or forehead to be ten cm away... But, the knife was 10cm under his eye, not from it!

04-30-2005, 06:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
Supple Cow Americow, the Beautiful Location: Washington, D.C.	Oh. Right. I don't know whether to say something about the sentence structure and lack of the word "deep", or to feel silly for not understanding what they meant anyway. __________________ "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." (Michael Jordan)

04-30-2005, 07:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
d3cemberist Crazy	Damn, that sucks for him. Brutal. __________________ i like my coffee black and my parole denied.