03-21-2007, 09:37 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: California
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And that's when the oil splatterd on my skin.
Hi!
I don't think I posted wrong or anything, I posted in the "introduce yourself" thread, but I still felt I should direct some attention whoring introduction as well. Okay, I think I'm regretting posting this. But hi. |
03-21-2007, 10:02 PM | #3 (permalink) | |
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Location: California
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I'm really enjoying this site... there's a lot of neat discussions going on.
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I molested myself last night. I said 'no,' but I knew I wanted it.
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03-22-2007, 07:28 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Cosmically Curious
Location: Chicago, IL
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Add me to the list of fans of your avatar, priceless.
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03-22-2007, 08:13 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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Location: California
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Thanks everyone, this seems like a snappy place.
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03-22-2007, 08:18 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Falling Angel
Location: L.A. L.A. land
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Oh great. Now I'm hungry.
Welcome to the board!
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03-22-2007, 08:51 AM | #11 (permalink) |
spudly
Location: Ellay
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Lucifer - it's just a translation of the musical symbols "fermata" and "ritardando" (commonly verbally shortened to ritard, pronounced retard), which mean, respectively, "hold or sustain beyond written value" and "get slower". Sort of a musical rhebus/pun.
And with that explanation, I pronounce this joke dead, dead, dead. But I'm still snickering.
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