Oh. Oops, hi!
 

Hey, I'm (a lot of names).

I'm giving myself a welcoming message...
I'd rather it be a massage. Anyway you spin it I like it here, and you might see me focusing on philosophy and art, anything with detail. But as a matter of introduction, screw irrationality! My priorities are only your priorities when they, indirectly at the least, apply to my - whatever I'm trying to say, and I don't quite even know. I'm pretty knowledgeable [sic] in astrological principles, astronomic applications, quantum opportunism, and the simple functionality of life.

Yeesh, I've been writing essays and letters so much that I've got this freakin' tone of word choice stuck all the way in my subconscious. Damn it I can't stop sounding like a Yaleite. But i'm too hard on myself. Whatev.

Well, let me word that differently: I'm good with depth in life, broad ideas, opportunity for magic, and hard work. (well, I'm actually in need of a good work out)

Anyway, after an adolescence of intuition, watching movies you know? With all those morals and insight from books, I put it all together and realized I'm sort of at the next level of intellectual inexperience. This place was a great find for me.

Wait, you went to Yale?

No, I just sound have that air. I've been mistaken as so. I guess it's the syntax. I'm just hoping that being on here will run my vocabulary dry so I can speak freely.

Welcome!
Your writing style is entertaining. Looking forward to reading all you're willing to share with us here.

your an interesting creature i tell you

welcome to our lair!

Welcome! Glad you finally made it!

Welcome! I hope you like it here.

Well, every good magician (you are one, aren't you?) needs a trusted magical hat. It helps them think, and astound, and whatever other nonsense.

Welcome. http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs8/i/200...eltainment.gif

Thank you all, I feel at home.

A magician? Well, I believe that alternative medical techniques are trending towards that, so on that plane I :surprised: suppose I am.

Your verbiage tickles our fancies.

Come play with us please.

Think of the welcome mat as a gauntlet.

I'm a massage therapist, so I'll help you out with that welcoming.

Thanks... speaking of, are there any threads on massage or Reiki?

Well, there's always the search function. And there's my old thread, Ask a Massage Therapist. I don't delve into energy work, so I'm not the guy to ask about Reiki.

Maybe I could be... I've practiced it for a while.

Welcome! Enjoy your stay :)