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Old 02-24-2011, 06:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I suffer from erectile dysfunction

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Old 02-25-2011, 11:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Does this mean the subject is banned or that Dr. Pepper is banned? (though I do see the directions up top) Seriously, most erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological problems that indeed can be treated, to a degree. The ones prescribed by physicians from the major companies are the only ones proven to work- or safely work- for physically caused ED (usually a matter of neurological or blood circulation dysfunction). For those with, for instance, diabetes, the options are limited to prostheses, either internal or external. As with nearly every medicine and treatment there degrees of effectiveness as well as risks. Your physician or U.S. Registered Nurse can help lead you to your probable answer. Caution! There is a huge "natural", "ancient formula", "new discovery" and "patent medicine" industry that will be more than happy to take your money and will literally not care whether you live or die. They go from absolutely useless to almost guaranteed deadly. By the way, don't take anyone's word on what to do with your health. Don't be afraid to get second- or even third- opinions (and the first medical professional might be the honest one), psychologists can't prescribe and neither can your Holopath, unless you're in Washington State. Do your own very critical research and don't get fooled.

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Does this mean the subject is banned or that Dr. Pepper is banned? (though I do see the directions up top) Seriously, most erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological problems that indeed can be treated, to a degree. The ones prescribed by physicians from the major companies are the only ones proven to work- or safely work- for physically caused ED (usually a matter of neurological or blood circulation dysfunction). For those with, for instance, diabetes, the options are limited to prostheses, either internal or external. As with nearly every medicine and treatment there degrees of effectiveness as well as risks. Your physician or U.S. Registered Nurse can help lead you to your probable answer. Caution! There is a huge "natural", "ancient formula", "new discovery" and "patent medicine" industry that will be more than happy to take your money and will literally not care whether you live or die. They go from absolutely useless to almost guaranteed deadly. By the way, don't take anyone's word on what to do with your health. Don't be afraid to get second- or even third- opinions (and the first medical professional might be the honest one), psychologists can't prescribe and neither can your Holopath, unless you're in Washington State. Do your own very critical research and don't get fooled.
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Old 02-25-2011, 11:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It means that Dr. Pepper (the member, not the drink) is banned. It wasn't for this thread but something completely different.
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Old 02-25-2011, 11:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm a newfag and idk if I'm gonna post alot here because you all seem gay.

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Old 02-25-2011, 12:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Mannnnnnnnnn, I wanted to break out my banstick on him too. Damn mods, taking care of our boards.
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Old 02-25-2011, 12:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Does this mean the subject is banned or that Dr. Pepper is banned? (though I do see the directions up top) Seriously, most erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological problems that indeed can be treated, to a degree. The ones prescribed by physicians from the major companies are the only ones proven to work- or safely work- for physically caused ED (usually a matter of neurological or blood circulation dysfunction). For those with, for instance, diabetes, the options are limited to prostheses, either internal or external. As with nearly every medicine and treatment there degrees of effectiveness as well as risks. Your physician or U.S. Registered Nurse can help lead you to your probable answer. Caution! There is a huge "natural", "ancient formula", "new discovery" and "patent medicine" industry that will be more than happy to take your money and will literally not care whether you live or die. They go from absolutely useless to almost guaranteed deadly. By the way, don't take anyone's word on what to do with your health. Don't be afraid to get second- or even third- opinions (and the first medical professional might be the honest one), psychologists can't prescribe and neither can your Holopath, unless you're in Washington State. Do your own very critical research and don't get fooled.

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I think you were preaching to the choir. He was a doctor, duh!
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Old 02-25-2011, 12:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-25-2011, 12:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I LOLed at the thread title and the post of 'sup'

Obviously, not much with the esteemed Dr. Pepper.
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Old 02-25-2011, 12:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm trying to be nicer. I really am. Normally this would be the point where I went off on a tangent about Dr. Pepper and something medical in a lame attempt to be funny that would probably just be dickish. So I'll just be passive-aggressive instead and mention it, which is probably even more dickish but hopefully less so than my usual fodder.
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Old 02-25-2011, 01:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Old 02-25-2011, 02:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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