hey all, new to the board so helo to everyone :D

I'm new here, too....this is very impressive. :)

Hello all! New to TFProject and I like the looks of things! I'll be around for many minutes to come! ;)

Jim

I'm just an average guy who stays up late. Wife, kids, dogs, job, mortgage. More important, 44 years of life experience which I glady will share. I thought I knew a lot at 22. Not. I can't wait till 66.

Hi to everyone here, looks around nervously, there ARE people here right? ................. cooo eee! waves.

Ok I'm going to assume that there are people here, I think, well I'm 40 year old married 2 kids, happily married, (just thought I'd throw that in as its kinda unusual these days) done loads, gained loads and lost loads, and I'm still smiling.

So say Hi to the happy guy cos thats me.

Hey. I'm HugAPug. This is pretty embarassing. I've been here since the last "purge" but never got into the swing of things. Now I have more time to become part of the community. So I hope I see you all around.

Hi there, site was recommended my a workmate, just browsing the forums waiting for something to catch my eye.

Hola - John here. I am a long time lurker - just now starting to post.

I lve in Kansas City, MO with my wife Jennifer.

Catch you all later :)

John

If you post long enough you can have yer own little avatar like my new one to the left :D

Asta!!

aloha! my name is Áðïóôüëçò, hahaha, you can call me akis :D im from greece and i live in the uk, im supposed to be studying but since im the only one who failed the 1st year in computer science i dont think im doing a good job! :D:p

also, because there may be a ton of people in the forum that may be able to answer the questions? Or know as much? *shrugs* that's why I'm a noob. :P

and yay avatars

Please tell me you know the name of your avatar

Came here from a yayhooray link. I want to participate but I've got to find my niche. So how do things work here?

doh!

roflmao! Thanx Halx, that cracked me up.

Really, all of us are just here because this is a fun place to be.

BE WARNED though... high addictiveness... back in the post-whoring days I thought back at my Inet usage for a week and it was like 90% TFP.
Off course, I'm not saying that is a bad thing. ;)

Get Ready For The Storm
 

Dear fellow posters,

For starters my first name is Chris and yes my MIND is a STORM.

I suffer from an illness more commonly referred to as BI-POLAR disorder. So with that said, don't be alarmed by sudden bursts of manic posts..LOL

The posts however, will be of good quality. I tend to stay away from the mainstream and focus more on the alternative & underground news sources as these offer a far better and unbiased view of the current events that shape our world.

I've been lurking around here for about a month now trying to get a feel of the place. So far i like what i see and if it continues i will have no problem reaching for my credit card to make a donation. This place has a great deal to offer and of course has plenty of room for improvement as do all messege board, forum and blog communities.

There will be times when i don't respond to a post. Please don't take offense by this. It only means that i'm cruising the net at breakneck speed searching for my next post. My favorites list is rather large so i'm constantly surfing around...IT'S A BI-POLAR thing and some of you wouldn't understand. I hope my experience here is an enjoyable one as i will do my best to make it enjoyable for all the TILTED members.

Peace & Love my friends

The Storm

Hello my name is Todd aka chuckstang. I am glad to be here and looking forward to checking this place out and offering my opinion on some different subjects

I'm Emily.

As was said before by many others, I hope to add some intelligent conversation to your board, and I also hope to learn more about myself by interacting with some of you. At any rate, I hope to get some questions answered.

So...
 

Im new.
Im sick of another forum.
Im in search of an escape.
Im sure Tilted can prevail :D

Well TFP is a great place to carry-on conversations with new found friends who can do just that in a courteous and respectful manner. I hope you enjoy your time here...

Great org (organism, organization, orgiastic - you name it) here HAL. As mongois, (no, not a French word) been a lurker on and off for quite a spell, and have enjoyed opinions, humor, help and general comaraderie. Figured it was time to stop being a wallflower, inspite of being a rutted demicentenarian. There is a lot of energy to share here, I hope to add some.

Holic.
 

Hi. Im Mono, And ima TFPaholic. I've only been on here a little while. I cant control myself. I keep coming back for more. I feel my life changing, its un controlable. I need help.

Thanks.

Hi Mono...

20 years old male, multimedia student, bored right, my computer will be rendering for 3 and half hour, and I can't continue making 3D animation untill the render is finished...

Hi Guys
 

DaBeatDaddy is in the house

Newbie and proud of it
Lets get it on:D

Cheers
DBD:cool:

So this is the place...
 

I appologize for starting a new thread with my hello. I needed only to become accustom to the ways of your peoples.
I live in Houston and work in the film/video industry. We have a running joke with the guys from Hollywood: Are you local or professional?
Most of the crews that start here end up in L.A.. I've been there a few times but I prefer Texas. It is amazing, however the number of Texans working in California's film industry.

hello from the uk

Hello.. My name is Gully

I am from NJ..

nice to meet ya'll

Gully rocks! :D :D :D

Greets from Florida
 

Hey all, long time lurker, thought I might get introduced.

Posting live from Florida....

ok ok.... i've been around for a while, but keep putting it off..

I'm out here, checking on the going's on...
and i'm impressed with the crowd, so that's why i return
let's keep this going...

Salutations from Europe!

I'm also a long time lurker... semi-poster I guess you could say. Been around a real long time. But now I have a lot more freetime than I ever have had before. Sometimes the harshness of this place can seem rather uninviting but I'm going to give it a try. I'm not the brightest guy so getting involved isn't so easy :D

Well, hello! Obviously I'm new or I wouldn't be posting in this thread. Anyway! I've just been looking around a bit and this place looks really good! I love the Ladies Lounge allready lol

I'm 23, live in Minnesota and I'm currently taking a few college courses. Yall can call me whatever you want. Jenn is my real name but you can call me Harm, Harmonia...whatever you like, really.

Nice to meet you guys!

Hi
 

I lost the URL for this site for a while, but I am back :D

Howdy! Im esotar, brand new here........I hope this is fun:crazy:

Hello.
I don't really like pants.
But I like hats.

Ok.

My name is Kim and I used to be a lurker. (hangs head)

But I'm ok now, really.

I'm new here as well. Upon seeing this thread and thinking to myself that it must be next to mandatory to post in it I subsequently did so. So here I am, new guy number 1100 give or take a few.

Hi all

One of my students made an account for me and mailed all the info to my teacher mailbox. I was told this was a fun place to hang out and that i might even learn a thing or 2 :)

Time for a look around ;)

FF says Hey!
 

Been lurking here a while... finally decided to do something and start to contribute.

Fast Freddy from Ohio.

Keep the Rubber side down!

FF

joke
 

So this baby seal walks into a club….

Hucklebuck here, I'm from Oklahoma. I was pointed to this group by Holo, he said it was a good group, so I decided to stop in and see for myself

That is the mighty Walamat

Neebie!
 

Hello ya'll!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

well hello there my fello newbs
 

For my own naughty, mischievious reasons i'll call myself---- hmmmmmm...... lets see..... oh i got it " rising-devil.":lol:

I'm blaze719, from new york. my roomate pointed me here. I got bored of the ign boards a long time ago, and this seems pretty good.

whats up guys, friend told me about this place. thought id come check it out, so far so good.

hey guys, my names Trevor but you can call me Langer88. A friend told me about this site and said its a lot of fun so I am here!

Allo all. I have no recollection of how I found this site, but that shouldn't be any different than anyting else in my life.

enter a monkey
 

no leash.
no trainer (any longer).
and most importantly...
NO reason not to!

just saying hi.
chris<pixelmonkey>:D

hello :D
 

i'm running on 2 hours of sleep after a night of dancing and party searching. (both of which have left me with a teased and un-fulfilled in several catagories)

anyhow, i am going to keep quiet about myself for a bit, while i collect my thought pattern completely, and search around these forums some more.

one thing i will say is.. "i dont really know what i'm looking for in life as a whole, but i do know of bits an pieces that will make it enjoyable!"

wondering around,
chris

Hi Chris

Keep wandering. Just keep your eyes open.

Hello, Jason here. Turned 18 May 31st, surfed a little while before I was 18, decided to start contributing what I can.

You all have a good 'un.

Also, thanks to Ogre for telling me I needed to post more.

hi ppl

Hello all, new here n stuff. That's about it, hope to see you all around.

.....Word to all the Canadians on the board.
:cool:

Just a quick "whats up ppl" !
interesting Forum....lots of variety.....variety gooood...

note to self: internet is a small place, have seen pixelmonkey elsewhere...

I'm daniel and I am 24 and a non-alcoholic. I get by with the relaxing sounds of Stevie Wonder and a nice leftie.

Hi. Nice site. The diversityof topics is interesting.

hey hey
 

Hey all ... m4tild4 here....
im a noob to tfp and looking foward so spending some time here : - )

To all recently joined members: Welcome!

Please enjoy your stay!
Read up on all kinds of subjects, inject your own knowledge and thoughts, and share with us the enjoyment that is called TFP!

Hi...my name is Bob, and I'm an alcoholic.

grrEATingz

I'm Lilith Anonymous.

solve et coagula

Hi guys im new.......yeah

hi all, i'm darkshines. I came across this place quite a while ago but lost the link when i didn't have a computer for a while. A friend reminded me of it.

Hello TFPers. My name is SupaPizzle! lol! Ahhhhh, that still makes me laugh. My real name is Rene, but I will probably go by something like "Supa." Whatever... I'm pretty easy going so it really doesn't matter to me. I'm new to this whole forum thing. I started one as part of a class and have since begun posting at Yayhorray. Ihave a few friends at this forum who told me that I would enjoy posting here also. So... here I am.

Let the sarcasm begin.

The avatars are nice little incentive. But considering this is only my third post (just signed up about an hour ago), I've still got a lot of time to create the little buggars. Thanks for the above info all!

BTW, what is a Walamat? And why does it look kind of familiar?

Hi.
 

How do you do?

What else am I supposed to say?!?

DC newbie
 

i'm mostly lurking until I can figure out what the purpose of all this is. Is there anybody from the Washington DC area who can help? john

Good day, comrades.

If you know some other Xenomorph, rest assured that it isn't me.

If I were able to come up with some clever little witticism with only a reply box as inspiration, I would.

This is my first day on this contraption, so I'm something of a newb. Hope to have some amusing conversation with all of you.

This is a place to hang out and just have fun. I'm sure there are a few from the DC area, I know of a few mods and admins who are in/near DC.

Boo!
 

Hey all. Just signing on. From Vancouver. I write video games. And tonight, I can't sleep............

Hi all. I stumbled on this forum quite some time ago, then became a father and didn't have time to come back. I finally found the time to get back. Neat place and I look forward to hanging out once in a while.

Cheers

hello
 

Hi everyone !! Have heard about this site from a friend and thought I would check it out !!!!

Yo, nice to meet ya'll.

Hello everyone
 

Hi,

I am a noob....
Looking forward to being part of the community.

Ciao !

Introduction
 

She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
Now you can look but you better not touch

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

She's pretty as a daisy but look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
Now if you let her under your skin

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough'll cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around

:icare:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Another new guy
 

Hey ya'll,
My name is Trent and I signed up a couple days ago. I've been looking through the Sexuality and the Fitness threads a lot, but haven't really posted anything yet. It is all kind of intimidating, like entering a room full of old friends. Anyway, I'm ready to dive in; looking forward to being part of the community.

T

site looks nice. might stick around for a little while :)

ok...maybe this has already been answered, but I can't find it.
How do you log off this thing?
When using the same computer, how do you change users?
Although I chose disable cookies when logging on, I'm still automatically logged on when I come to this site.
This computer at work is shared and being automatically logged on causes problems.

Help is greatly appreciated.

Go to the main index (forums index page), scroll to the bottom, and in the bottom right corner you'll see a link that says "Log Out." Just click that.

I didn't know how to log off either.
Thanks!

Howdy doody:thumbsup:

What part of Lost Angeles you in??

Welcome aboard lilmama, keep your hands in the car at all times. Do not stand up until the ride comes to a complete stop. Enjoy!

Welcome. Hang-out and enjoy yourself.

Hi, welcome to TFP

Hey I'm new. My name's Marla, and I'm an artist/writer of sorts. :)

Edit: Would like to add that this board is incredible. Hope to get to know you all better n such!

Sublime_Dreamer, glad to have you here.

Got it! Thank you, Spectre!

I am new here just saying hi. My bud is on here alot and said check this site out. So here I am. Very well done site.

I'm a newbie to forums... I don't typically post but I like reading... I'm trying to get better at posting though.

Megan is here. Let the fun begin! :)

I'm Ishrafael. Hello

hey everyone...i haven't been here for a long time either....:) glad to be back
i'm still a noob :)

i am a noob! someone help me!

fabulous site layout. I am from the wet state of washington. I like to dance mainly to hard house but anything with a good bass line works. music and science are my two passions.

sup

here from san diego (made it through the fire, *whew*)

wow... im a tfp n00b.. but i spam at genmay alot...

i think im making a comeback...
 

i used to be an active member of this board before it crashed or whatever happened to it.. i rejoined but i havent been around much... but i always liked it here and am planning on hanging out more often

Well Snake -- Let me be the first to welcome you back. As you can see a lot has changed since TFP v3 -- all for the better. So get out there and enjoy yourself! ;)

Hello all. I've been floating around this forum for aboot a month now, and decided to start posting. Nice site you guys/gals have here BTW!