Greetings all!

just here checking things out!

-Shooterxxx

Hey, I'm Allison from San Diego. How're you all doing?

greetings
 

am a little behind so that i can try to look ahead

Hello to everyone, I'm the resident cranky, curmudgeonly jerk. I hope I can make your stay either more or less pleasant with my cynicism. I demand an offering of beer.

But seriously, enjoy the stay, don't take anything I say too seriously, and don't take anything I say with emoticons seriously at all. Also, there's porn, dive in but don't forget to come back to the rest of the board. It's fun up here.
I see you've discovered our spam filter. It doesn't like when people sign up and start posting threads right away. PM a mod or admin about where you posted it and we'll make it visible.

everybody relax now, I'm here
 

Sorry I'm late. I imagine you are all wondering why I called this meeting. Umm, somebody nudge the guy in the corner -- is he sleeping? Oh, dead. Sorry. Am I really THAT late? Well ... I'm here now, anyway.

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"What? Oh, you Roman centurions are looking for Spartacus. I'm not Spartacus; that's him over there, with the dimple in his chin."

Welcome, new friend! Hope you have a lot of fun here on the TFP.

Hi everyone :)

hello just a newbie here to have some fun

Hey there newbies. I'm a sorta newbie, too. :)

Welcome!

Hi all, just wondered across this forum during the holidays, I think I will make it a regular stop!:thumbsup:

Smiles, everyone! Smiles!

Welcome to Fantasy Island!

new here, just testing the waters. thanks for the site, know i will enjoy being a member. ttyl

hi .... i m bewafa... i m new.... i m from india...

Hi i'm new here and i was just saying hello :P

Hi all I just joined this forum. My name is Nina :)

Hi everyone :wave: Welcome aboard.

Pull up a chair and get comfy.

newbee was here lol

The one question I always ask myself as I write something for the internet is; Who the hell is ever going to see what I am writing? See, most of my internet writing is seen by no one but myself. I mean no one. Probably in the area of 70%. Then there's my typed entrees that are seen, and read, by less than five people. I'd say that would be about 25%. The other 5% is probably read by eight to maybe twenty-five people. So, I always ask myself, How much time do I want to spend on a post of one kind or another? Do I want to proofread? If so, do I want to even bother to correct misspellings and errors in punctuation? Anyway, since I've spent the last five minutes on this goofy post, I might as well proofread, make any necessary changes, and then click on the button.

Welcome :wave: , Den200z and Galileo(count one person that read your post).

Note to self - further proof that 90% of all statistics on the internet are pulled directly from someone's ass.

Just kidding.

Welcome, and don't fret too much about misspellings and punctuation errors. They only drive a few of us batty.

Hello all. First time here, first post here. Hope to talk to y'all soon.

A big welcome to all the newbies!

I want to say that Galileo, you have been a most refreshing addition to these parts. I have really enjoyed reading what you have to say. :)

hi, I'm archvampire77.I'm new here

hey, i'm new to the community.

Welcome aboard archvampire77 and pr0metheus.

hi
 

bedrock here, hello all. nice community.

thought I'd post a little more than just "hi"...

just a little more!... Im just an average nerd (moderately), avg computer knowledge, avg business sense & internet skills. I work for a company that sells advertising online. I am looking to develop my internet marketing knowledge, I do some eBaying. cool to hang out with, like to drink social, hard liquor, I handle it well, but I been on the anti-social side lately, feel like I need to get things together, and kinda upset at myself for not being rich like I said I would be when I was this age!

like 80% prob that found this forum, I was lookin for free sites (porn)... thats what happens after a while of working on the computer. never been a part of any online forum steadily... let see how it works, you people seem nice :p

thanks. (I know, I need to update some info.... I could have done that instead of write all this worthless crap!)

Hey All,

Great site. I'm late 50's (can't believe I just fuckin' typed that), happy at work, happy with my kids, happy with my wife. I'm in showbiz (director).
Thanks for the forum!

Michael

Hello all. After browsing some random sections of this forum I decided to join. I hope to contribute at least a tiny bit to the community.

Thanks,
-Dru

Welcome Liquidphlux, MLTHED, and bedrock - make yourselves at home!

welcome to all of you new folk...

Hello all nice to meet y'all

Im Anthony

hello ppl
 

hello everyone

Omer
 

hello pplz my name is omer. i am new to this site. and i want to have good time with you.

Hi Omer, jonni, and Big Crunch! Welcome to the board!

a kid is running around this forum !!!
 

Hi .. i m new to this stuff.think it would be interesting.. hav fun to all u guys out there n good luck to me :thumbsup:

Welcome Anthony, Jonni (scandnavian?), Omer, and necter!

hi there i.am just new so thank all and hi again

hello from texas
 

hello Ya ll

Good day all! This board looks like the perfect place to feed my hardcore procrastination addiction haha.

Edit: Say, just out of interest what exactly does that Power bar at the bottom lefthand corner of my post-profile represent??????

Hi fadi, bnsf1013 and IdeoFunk! Welcome to TFP.

The power button tells members if you're on or off. Line, that is. :D