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Old 07-15-2003, 06:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Ultimate Blow Job Guide

The way to a man's heart is not through his stomach.

This is the ultimate bj guide. I will tell you a little bit about how I give head and every other person who like to add to this please feel free. In the end we should have a fool proof guide on how to give good head and get your man off every time. A blow job is more then just a blow job if done correctly. It is a whole experience that should include much more then just cock sucking. IMHO. However there are times when just the BJ is needed and you can leave off all of the foreplay.

I posted this here instead of in the Ladies Lounge because I want male responses as well. Which I am sure will not be a problem.


The first thing I do is tease. Running my hands all over his body. Up and down his back and stomach, outer and inner thighs. Slowly then with more pressure. Next I start teasing with my tounge. Usually kissing the neck and ears then working my way slowly down. Down his stomach to where his waistline is. Kissing all around his belly button. Slowly moving down and with more pressure kissing the inside of his thighs and all around (but never touching yet) his cock. The kissing soon turns into licking. I usually do a combo of both very close to his shaft. Very slowly so he is begging you to go further. Then once I see he is hard as a rock.....I go further. I start licking at the base of the cock and around the balls. Sometimes taking them into my mouth.
I move my tounge up the length of the shaft pressing down as I do this. I lick the head and move back down the other side. Repeat this several times. Then as I go up the last time I slowly take just the head in my mouth. Suck on it a little and resume licking and now slightly sucking the outside of the shaft (don't take the whole thing in your mouth just yet). After a few times of this I start taking more and more of it into my mouth. Sucking just a little harder. Slowly I move my mouth up and down the shaft now. Make sure and use A LOT of saliva. The wetter the better!!!! Now it is time to use your hand as well. I start by putting my hand on his cock but not wrapping it all the way around. Just sort of letting it rest in my open palm while I slightly grip it as I am moving my mouth up and down the shaft. Then I tighten my lips even more and increase the amount of suction.
Then slowly tighten the grip until you have a firm grasp on the base of the shaft. I move my hand up and down at the exact same pace I move my mouth. Depending on what your man likes you can either start going really fast at this point or nice smooth strokes with lots of suction. I make his cock very wet with my mouth so that my hand has no trouble sliding up and down.
This is usually when my man starts to loose control. When he tells me he is nearing orgasm I usually tighten my grip even more and increase suction as well. This puts him over the top. You can use your free hand to do whatever else he likes. Depending on where he likes to cum, I either suck him dry or let him pull out and cum wherever he likes.

This is my basic technique. I have been 100% effective with this technique every time.
Of course this can be shortened and there are such things as "quickies" when it comes to bj's. Some men might cum before you have even finished half of what I described. Some might take a little longer. Some might take a really long time and you will have to work a little harder.

Whatever the outcome your man will be very pleased
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This is my basic technique.
Ok...Do you have an advanced manual?

I think in there you would say-
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I would say
HOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZAAHHH
and my eyeballs would roll back blindly
seized by ecstasy.


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Old 07-15-2003, 08:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't forget about Mr Happy (TM) 's friends. Those two nuts that are always hanging around with him. Lots of fun things you can do with them. Even more if they are shaved.

Disclaimer: I've never given a BJ, But I have recieved a few )
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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shit, i cummed just reading this

I'm so crude.
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wetter is better !
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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mmm ill have ariekitten put her method in this thread... she does it a lil different... and she includes the balls in it to...
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Holy shit, very nice........very nice indeed.

Some think its dangerous, but I think its fucking awesome to get head while driving. Its the shit.
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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shit, i cummed just reading this
lol, i got a hard-on as well. Although i am trying not to wank as much as i used to....

ball sucking is good as well, also if your balls are massaged as you cum you're meant to produce more... i think, thats what i've heard but haven't had it done whilst i was ejaculating. its meant to be like milking a cow lol.

although thanks nikki
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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oooh I get scolded for ball-sucking. some guys jsut aren't comfortable w/ the family jewels being handled. either that, or i just can't be gentle enough. :shrug:
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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so what's the subject of your next ultimate guide going to be???
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:08 AM   #14 (permalink)
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This thread is making me dizzy.

I think I need to lie down.
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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If a guy doesn't like the intense sucking purse your lips tigher.

You can also take the head in the mouth and roll your tongue around it.

Jack him off and flick the head with your tongue, run it all around, etc.

If you want to make it last longer pull his balls away from him. Their balls get closer to their penis when they come.

Vary pace and pressure. fast and soft to slow and hard to slow and soft to fast and hard, etc.

Moan and touch yourself.
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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oooh I get scolded for ball-sucking. some guys jsut aren't comfortable w/ the family jewels being handled. either that, or i just can't be gentle enough. :shrug:
Too much suction in the wrong area can hurt, is what I find.

(Eww. That's novel grammar, and not in a good way...)

The part of the testical that I find is very easy to hurt is the cords that run inside - you can feel them through the skin. I'd suggest avoiding too much pressure on those specific areas you may get better results.
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:29 AM   #17 (permalink)
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If a guy doesn't like the intense sucking purse your lips tigher.

You can also take the head in the mouth and roll your tongue around it.

Jack him off and flick the head with your tongue, run it all around, etc.
Tongue movement - creating a gripping sensation, for example - makes a big difference from my perspective. I've had people use Nikki's technique and it rarely if ever had brought me to orgasm; the exytra tongue work you're describing can.
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Now how do I show this to my gf without offending her?
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:01 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 04:34 AM   #20 (permalink)
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There are many variations to this technique gentleman.

I am not saying all men will be able to get off using it. I am saying that the ones I have used it on have had no problems.

Extra tounge as mentioned by rodgerd is also a very good idea. I didn't cover all points in my guide and I had hoped others would add what I left out.

The most importent thing is making it an unforgettable experience for your man.
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Old 07-16-2003, 04:57 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Don't forget about massaging the taint, or perineum(sp). Especially close to climax....

Essential for the best BJs.
*shivers*

The prostate massage is a fun treat as well, but I don't feel comfortable with it unless she and I've showered beforehand (preferably together).
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Old 07-16-2003, 06:14 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Now how do I show this to my gf without offending her?
I do not suggest the "leave the page up on the desktop and let her find it" technique to subtle suggestion. She may get the wrong idea and think that you were reading the guide for yourself.

As for the guide, very nicely done Nikki, though I would definitely include some ball-play as well.
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Old 07-16-2003, 07:42 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:06 AM   #24 (permalink)
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oooh I get scolded for ball-sucking. some guys jsut aren't comfortable w/ the family jewels being handled. either that, or i just can't be gentle enough. :shrug:


I don't like it unless I'm hard...then I'm fine. Strange but true.
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Old 07-16-2003, 01:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm not a big fan of the teasing part though Nikki. A little teasing at first is fine, but if the waitress brings my steak by three or four times, just to let me sniff it, before she puts it on the table...she's not getting a tip. Catch what I'm saying?
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Old 07-16-2003, 01:34 PM   #26 (permalink)
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i just can't be gentle enough. :shrug:
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:12 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Depends on my mood sometimes I like to tease for a while other times I like to just throw the guy down on the bed and rip his pants off.

I like to slowly caress him through his pants while kissing his lips then down to his neck. I use my tongue to find my way down to his tummy then I lay a few kisses and licks down his thighs for just a little tease all the while rubbing his crotch.

I take his pants off and place tender kisses up and down his shaft and balls. I take my warm moist tongue and lick from the bottom of the shaft and all the way to the tip then I go back down, like eating an ice cream cone. I prefer to lick and suck the balls next being as gentle as possible, placing my warm tongue on them before allowing them into my mouth.

I finally take just the tip of the head into my mouth slightly flicking it with my tongue. I begin to take the whole shaft into my mouth as I rotate my tongue around the length of it and push the shaft deeper inside. I like to just wrap my soft lips around the shaft diving down then coming back up for air. Once I do this a few times I like to start using my tongue and licking all around at the same time I'm sucking, slowly moving up and down then picking up the speed as the man gets harder. My hand usually finds its way to the inviting balls unless of course the man isn't able to handle it.

If my mouth ever gets tired I change out by getting the penis fully wet with my saliva while it's in my mouth then I take the penis into my hand and use a firm stroking action. One of my boyfriends loved this move: I'd bend his cock back and forth from side to side and move my head back and forth licking up and down the penis while in my mouth so the tongue would hit the entire penis. We'd call it "bendy twisty"

It's much easier to perform than explain
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:38 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Other thing about a excellent blow job is eye contact. I love to look my man in the eyes as I am licking or sucking his cock.

The look on his face when I do that is amazing. Turns me on even more to know how much he enjoys himself.
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Old 07-16-2003, 04:02 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I have NEVER cum from a blowie.

That sounds nice, and i've had similar... I've had ladies who've told me that they'll sort my little impass out for me...

Every type imaginable... I've done it.

I've lost hope it'll ever happen.

Still, jolly nice. Never say no and all that.

What what?
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Old 07-16-2003, 08:47 PM   #30 (permalink)
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only prob w/ me is that she absolutly hates the taste of precum so she doesnt even pay attention to the head.

oy.


hopefully, maybe, she can just tolerate it so a blowie at least feels good. literally I lose an erection when she goes down there, sure it feels good but she isnt doing what she's suppost to do so it just isnt good. now how to work up the courage to tell her that or show her this to help her improve....help?
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Old 07-16-2003, 09:26 PM   #31 (permalink)
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lol, i got a hard-on as well.
i'm sure many of us did. very descriptive guide.
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Old 07-17-2003, 12:02 AM   #32 (permalink)
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About the eye contact - how many guys like that? Every one I've talked to think its scary.
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Old 07-17-2003, 12:11 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Occaisional eye contact, not scary axe-murderer eyes, is sexy.
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Old 07-17-2003, 03:28 AM   #34 (permalink)
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If you want to make it last longer pull his balls away from him. Their balls get closer to their penis when they come.
You'd see this if you tried that on me:
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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i like the eye contact...really gets me goin...
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:49 PM   #36 (permalink)
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regular eye contact, very good
staring, not so good
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Old 07-18-2003, 12:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Don't know if this counts as "basic," but to add to *Nikki*'s advice...
Hm, personally, I don't like to create too much suction since that makes them more sensitive afterwards and it can hurt them.

I usually use my mouth and two hands for fellatio. One hand on the shaft, and the other hand is for massaging. I vary what I do a lot and that seems to make it last longer and be more enjoyable. It's also a lot easier on the jaws for the givers. Other than "sucking" him (for lack of a better term), you can also lick along the shaft--and balls if you're willing. Sometimes I like to kiss it too just to make it fun. Anyways, sometimes I stop fellatio and switch back and forth between that and a handjob. When I do this, sometimes I suck lightly (key is LIGHTLY) on the balls. Variety is good in my experience. What kind of variety is determined by your man's preferences. My other hand is usually fondling the balls, the t'aint, or even the anus if that's what the guy likes. The more skin you can stimulate, the better.

Always remember that you are not a Hoover.
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Old 07-18-2003, 07:00 PM   #38 (permalink)
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you think my g/f will be insulted if I email that to her?
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Old 07-19-2003, 03:04 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I've always wanted to try a finger near the anus but the one and only time I tried that the man about leaped out of his skin haha
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Old 07-19-2003, 09:41 PM   #40 (permalink)
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eye contact is essential to it. I like it when she looks up at me and winks as she goes at it, cuz she knows I'll be doing the same thing soon....Turn about is fair play!
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