lol yess.... good times, good times. :-D

The smell I don't really mind but I do get worried when I'm shaking hands with several people. I don't know if the smell catches on to them but I can sure smell it... krazy...good times indeed.

If you cant get past the smell dont eat it

No offense, but i have never had this problem and my fingers have been in some pretty smelly vaginas.

Some pussies smell ever so sweet and beautiful. Others you can smell from 4 feet away (run away run away)

Usually i insist that i can smell her pussy from no more than 2' away or the deals off.

Some women you can take right ouf of the shower and their pussies still smell pretty skanky.

But usually soap and water does the trick.

Failing that, try a little gasoline, that will overpower even the smelliest of pussies. Just don't smoke when you do that though.

what's the problem? i love that smell :)

Lick your fingers clean...That's what I do, I have even had the girl lick my fingers..Just cause they know it gets me going.

I know licking them isn't actually cleaning them. Personally if i washed my hands i wouldn't want the girl knowing that i was washing my hands...They may think that you think they are dirty or something. That's just me though.

I love going down on girls, I like the taste of girls..So I would rather lick my fingers and wait till i shower to wash my hands.

vaginal juices are a lot like onion in how they absorb into your hand. If you consider it a problem, there are some special things that stores sell. Anything that gets onion out will get vagina off too.

At a restaurant I worked at we had a strange piece of some sort of metal shaped like a bar of soap that took the smell right out, really weird. Im not sure how it worked.

Either way, welcome to the fold ;)

I had a funny thought...

The trick for deodorizing your hands after cleaning/butchering fish is to rub lemon juice on your hands.

If it works for removing fish smell...

/obvious

i love the smell of gf pussy juices on my fingers. makes the time seem to last even longer.

After reading this thread repeatedly for a few days, I'm still not sure what the problem is.

There was a problem? ;)

And I though only the tity posts would give me a boner :o :p

That is hilarious.


Why consider it a problem? I view it more as a blessing.

Spent the weekend with a girl who would lick her own juice off of my fingers (and other areas.) That was a new one for me. Most girls I've been with act like their clam-juice is lethal poison.

I couldn't get the smell out of my moustache though, no matter how hard I scrubbed, so I just got used to it.

But regarding the fingers, I'll bet there is just some residual goo hiding under your fingernails, even if they're short. Scrub the hell out of them. Use a brush if you have to. And anti-bacterial soap. And bleach. HAHA. No, not bleach...

douche your fingers !!! yay!!!!

Its literally been 5 years since I posted this thread and now that I think of it... the smell was actually of the hand soap and not her vagina! Apparently I never smelt my hands after washing them, so I associated the smell of Dial hand soap with my then girlfriend's vagina for about 2 years...lol.

I'm laughing with you, not at you. Really.

If anyone genuinely has this problem, try toothpaste.

Visotech's current girlfriend wonders why he gets a hardon every time he washes his hands...

How do we nominate this for Hall of Fame?

:D

Hahaha... I concur. 2003-era classic, apparently.

Vagisoapstank.

Maybe her vagina smells like Dial. Ever think of that?

Don't make me do another fake-me-out "Research Shows..." thread, Will. I'll friggin' do it like OJ did Ron Goldman.

"RESEARCH SHOWS VAGINAL SCENT VARIES FROM TOFFEE TO OLD MODELING CLAY."

...

I rarely wash my hands immediately after sex and sometimes not at all. It has something to do with that screaming-toe-curling-spine-crunching thing called orgasm. That and I usually have delicious female snorgin' fluids all over my face, hands, and smoothspot at that point. Thanks to my youth, a single badger-dance session may involve several orgasms. As long as I have a place to fling the tubular latex yogurt-catcher, I'm good to go for Round Two.

Turns out sex is messy. After good sex? Whew... all sorts of sticky funk goin' on. Girly fluids and cherry flavored love lube and spermicide and semen and saliva all over everything. It's like a rape kit exploded or something equally insane. Reeks like sweat and latex and lust. Damn, gettin' kinda turned on here.

Mmm, smells like sex in here.

Dude. I think you may have been a little far south with the finger there dude. Try the other hole. It won't be so smelly.

Directions, eh? "It's the pink one with the clitoris."

iiiiiiiiiii

Damn straight. :thumbsup:

If you think that is bad, Cum breath/aftertaste lasts just as long

You brush your teeth with dial hand soap?? :confused:

Well, now I'm going to feel slightly guilty after my wife gives me the next blowjob...

I just laughed until I cried reading this thread. Better than a comic book. And I had to do a double take when I noticed two people had the same avatar. Gotta go dry my eyes. I love you guys.

Yeah, this thread is comedy gold. "Onion juices."

Hahaha. Labia. Many layers. Hah. *cough*

OMG im laughing so hard in my lab....
my supervisor even came and ask me if im alright? .... hahhaahah

i wonder is girls have the same problem? like.... her hand smell like her partner's penis...

or......a dude penis smell like a girl ass?

Hello ladies, said the blind man as he walked past the fish market. HA!
I worked in seafood for 12 years and would wash my hands under cold water and rub them on the stainless steel sink. Works very well on any smell.

smelly pussy is the worst bitches need to douche

Anything but blood is A-OK with me :P

Smell is temporary. Stupid is forever.

Perhaps not forever. Long term at least.

As for me, pussy smell is one of the main reasons I wear a mustache. I call it my flavor saver.

I laughed more than the rest of the entire thread :thumbsup:

i fingered a girl once and her pussy was dirty or something i couldnt get that nasty smell off my hands for like 2 weeks...

Better your hand than your face. Coulda been your upper lip!

It's why I endorse the covert finger-stick-'n-sniff (TM) on a first date.

Awe fuck, you trademarked that? Damnit. Well, Cromp, the check's in the mail....