1) masturbate and use your cum to lotion them. It will change the alkaline/acid base on your skin and the smell also will change

2) use white toothpaste on them. Leave on for 10 minutes then wash off

3) lemon juice

4) lubricate your fingers and insert into rectum. If nothing else, you will at least discover new sensations...teach your gf this too when vacation time comes

5) halls menthol lyptus cough drops...suck them in your mouth..insert fingers...

6) wrap dryer sheets around fingers

That is the most elaborate ruse I've ever heard to get anal. Gold star, two thumbs up.

:::clapping my hands:::: bright smile at you....see! I knew you would like me!

This is kind of like having your cake and eating it too. You give and get anal at the same time...:thumbsup:

Lindy

Sushi....
 

I had everyone in the local sushi restaurant laughing hysterically the other day. I told the waitress and chef they were never never under any circumstances to make a reference to my eating sushi for lunch without her. I told them that if she smelled fish on my fingers it would be better to tell her I was having an affair than to admit I had cheated on her and eaten sushi without her.