Bright Things Women Say
 

Behind every successful woman is herself


Oh My God, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!


Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did but she did it backwards and in high heels.


A woman is like a tea bag...
You don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.


So many men, so few who can afford me.


Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
Some things are just better rich.


Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.


I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.


WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.


Of course I don't look busy...
I did it right the first time.


Do not start with me.
You will not win.


All stressed out and no one to choke.


I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.


How can I miss you if you won't go away?


Don't upset me!
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.


And last but not least:


If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Re: Bright Things Women Say
 

that just totally made my day.

That's my favorite, too!

Those are great. I laughed heartily because of most of them. Thank you.

I loved those! Deffinately made my night!

I have read some before, but not others. Loved it!