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Old 07-12-2003, 04:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In my next life...

In this life I'm a woman.


In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.


I could deal with that.


Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.


I could deal with that, too


When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.


I could definitely deal with that.


If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.


I could deal with that.


If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.


Yup... gonna be a bear.
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Old 07-12-2003, 05:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i think i wanna be a bear too! that sounds like a perfect life!
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I want to be a house cat. One--you get to sleep all day. Two--someone else feeds you. Three--people want to pet you all the time, and you get to decide whether they get to or not.

Yup. Sounds about right to me!
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Old 07-13-2003, 05:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I want to be a man.

I want to know what it feels like to carry around a "package" all day.

I want to know how they think.

I want to know why the hell sports are so importent.

I want to know if the package actually needs scratching or it is just done out of habit.

I want to know what it feels like to be inside a woman.

I want to know what it is to be motivated by a penis.

I am sure that there are more reasons....I just can't think of any right now.
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I want to come back as one of the Osbourns dogs. Now that is a cushy life.
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Old 07-13-2003, 10:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: In my next life...

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Originally posted by JadziaDax
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
Before you hibernate, your excrement forms a butt plug so you don't shit yourself in your sleep. This is why bears are often "grumpy" after hibernation. Could you deal with that?

Also, bears are still hunted. Could you deal with the idea of leaving your cubs prematurely motherless?

There are downsides to everything unfortunately.

Like *Nikki*, I would also like to be a man in my next life. There are downsides to this as well, but I would feel less awkward having dreams as a man because I would actually be a man.
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I would like to be a cloud. Soft, fluffy, white just floating in the sky peacefully.
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Old 07-16-2003, 07:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Free as a bird would explain how I feel. I would want to experience what it's like to be a bird soaring through the sky and the clouds. Divebombing my prey, slurping up fat juicy worms and feeding my fuzzy little hatchlings.
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I would like to start over this life or with pretty similiar settings and just have access to the info & personality of my old self, regaining and growing back to the person I am now, but hopefully awoiding the pitfalls I'd now know to look out for.

Then I'd know could I have done better. Or is there just complitely new set of ways to screw up.
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Old 07-17-2003, 11:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Then I'd know could I have done better. Or is there just complitely new set of ways to screw up.
I agree that'd be interesting to find out.
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Old 08-03-2003, 06:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A bear sounds good... basically anything that sleeps for six months I'm good with.
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