Minx

A quick one you may all enjoy.....

Men were born with two heads but unfortunately only enough blood to run one at a time.

snowy

I had a friend who openly admitted that God only gives men enough blood to run either their penis, their brain or their stomach one at a time.

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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

onodrim

lol, very funny

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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides"
-Carl Sagan

suviko

"And so God in his wisdom created women to be without sense of humor so that they would not laugh at men but love them instead"

(The translation lost some of the power of that proverb, but anyways.)