JadziaDax

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.




Q: How do men sort their laundry?

A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"




AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

And she was good.
And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts.
And God asked woman what she would like to have changed
about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God
what should be done with the useless boob.

And God created man...




Q: Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?

A: It's for Dickheads!

shannon

i like em. especially the God one.
although, i must admit i totally sort my laundry that way
<-- my mother

*Nikki*

The third boob story is wonderful

sexymama

I had to copy the "boob" story and send it to my very female oriented family. Thanks for the laughs!

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Harmonia

lol Thanks for the giggles! Loved the dickhead joke.

Apache

The one about the dickhead was the funniest

ally

my boyfreind definitly sorts his laundry that way!

Marie

I wished this first woman used her 'useless boob' to fill up the other two! But with her they where probably just fine...

I really like the idea that God created women first. Up till now nobody knows the truth about this...

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