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raeanna74 · 12-11-2003, 08:30 AM

A friend sent me this and I enjoyed this joke so much I just had to share it with you ladies. I don't know this this would really work this way but it sure would be great.

A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and let's her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the lime juice. So the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is ok. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... at one second the sharp lime taste hits at two seconds the Baileys curdles at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says "So, how did you like it ? It's called...........

'''Blow Job's Revenge.'"

anti fishstick · 12-11-2003, 11:00 AM

before reading the last punchline, i was already starting to associate it with the blow job.

it's kinda funny... the first guy i've ever gone down on tasted absolutely disgusting. traumatized me for a good while

i have since gone down on one other guy and he didn't taste nearly as bad at *all*. so anyway... this is how i justified drinking some hard liquor that i might not necessarily be able to handle taste wise... "if i can handle THAT then i can handle this" *laugh*

lurkette · 12-11-2003, 11:25 AM

heh...i'll have to try that on ratbastid

lady · 12-11-2003, 01:36 PM

that's awesome...

Cherry · 12-11-2003, 05:16 PM

bwahahahaha!

That's classic!

sillygirl · 12-11-2003, 05:34 PM

Hehehehehe.... *forwards to boyfriend*.... lol

ktthequeen · 12-11-2003, 09:25 PM

*giggles*
Thanks for making me laugh despite my current malady (the fucking flu)

gabshu · 12-12-2003, 05:15 PM

Its time for some retribution!!

hunnychile · 12-12-2003, 06:30 PM

...and girls remember that every man has his own flavor. Don't stop trying to find the one that tastes right for you!

wannabenakid247 · 12-13-2003, 11:46 AM

That is funny as fuck!

mydragonfido · 12-13-2003, 01:53 PM

I loved that joke!! Still rolling in the floor.

Minx · 12-14-2003, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hunnychile
...and girls remember that every man has his own flavor. Don't stop trying to find the one that tastes right for you!

Ain't that the truth!

edit.....oh, and thanks for the giggle!

sillygirl · 12-14-2003, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hunnychile
...and girls remember that every man has his own flavor. Don't stop trying to find the one that tastes right for you!

I have the feeling you made many men happy by saying that....

Amethyst · 12-16-2003, 03:24 PM

I think every man should have to try that drink!
Thanks that was really funny!

imperfect_anya · 12-18-2003, 11:41 PM

omg that is sooo funny! ...:thinks she should try it on a random guy:

Steffi · 12-20-2003, 09:02 PM

That's good!

shannon · 12-26-2003, 04:44 PM

thanks for the laugh

la petite moi · 12-27-2003, 10:43 AM

Ohhhhh...pwned!!!

sexymama · 12-31-2003, 11:53 AM

Very funny!

My older sister threw up on her now husband the first time she gave him a blow job. Ever since, I've been afraid to swallow. This tells me why. (Although, in my defense, I love to suck, lick, and play! And one day I will get up the guts.)

hipmama · 01-02-2004, 06:22 PM

if a guy eats the right kind of food his cum will taste better. I am not one to shy away from swallowing. I have had experience with a few differnt guys. Ones who don't drink caffeine and eat lots of fruits a veggies taste better. The same goes for women. Eat better for you and your guy may be more willing to orally please you.

Other wise it was a funny joke. But I have never understood why women don't swallow. I would hate to have to run to the bathroom wiht it in my mouth to spit it out.

12-11-2003, 08:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	The New Drink A friend sent me this and I enjoyed this joke so much I just had to share it with you ladies. I don't know this this would really work this way but it sure would be great. A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and let's her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the lime juice. So the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is ok. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... at one second the sharp lime taste hits at two seconds the Baileys curdles at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says "So, how did you like it ? It's called........... '''Blow Job's Revenge.'" __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

12-11-2003, 11:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	before reading the last punchline, i was already starting to associate it with the blow job. it's kinda funny... the first guy i've ever gone down on tasted absolutely disgusting. traumatized me for a good while i have since gone down on one other guy and he didn't taste nearly as bad at all. so anyway... this is how i justified drinking some hard liquor that i might not necessarily be able to handle taste wise... "if i can handle THAT then i can handle this" laugh __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

12-11-2003, 11:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	heh...i'll have to try that on ratbastid __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

12-11-2003, 01:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
lady Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	that's awesome... __________________ Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win By fearing to attempt.

12-11-2003, 05:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cherry Tilted Location: Yonder	bwahahahaha! That's classic! __________________ In walked a man in the shape of a man, holding a hat shaped hat...

12-11-2003, 05:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Hehehehehe.... forwards to boyfriend.... lol __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

12-11-2003, 09:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
ktthequeen Insane Location: Earth	giggles Thanks for making me laugh despite my current malady (the fucking flu)

12-12-2003, 05:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
gabshu Psycho Location: The capital of the free world??	Its time for some retribution!! __________________ Go Kool Aid. OH YEAAHH http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/koolaid/

12-12-2003, 06:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	...and girls remember that every man has his own flavor. Don't stop trying to find the one that tastes right for you! __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

12-13-2003, 11:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	That is funny as fuck!

12-13-2003, 01:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
mydragonfido Crazy Location: Louisiana	I loved that joke!! Still rolling in the floor.

12-16-2003, 03:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	I think every man should have to try that drink! Thanks that was really funny!

12-18-2003, 11:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
imperfect_anya Upright Location: nowherespecial, ca	omg that is sooo funny! ...:thinks she should try it on a random guy: __________________ Do you want me to tell you the truth or do you want me to tell you what you want to hear?

12-20-2003, 09:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
Steffi Tilted Location: Somewhere in the middle	That's good!

12-26-2003, 04:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
shannon Psycho Location: Canada	thanks for the laugh __________________ "When I look down I just miss all the good stuff. And when I look up I just trip over things"

12-27-2003, 10:43 AM	#18 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Ohhhhh...pwned!!!

12-31-2003, 11:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Very funny! My older sister threw up on her now husband the first time she gave him a blow job. Ever since, I've been afraid to swallow. This tells me why. (Although, in my defense, I love to suck, lick, and play! And one day I will get up the guts.) __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

01-02-2004, 06:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
hipmama Upright	if a guy eats the right kind of food his cum will taste better. I am not one to shy away from swallowing. I have had experience with a few differnt guys. Ones who don't drink caffeine and eat lots of fruits a veggies taste better. The same goes for women. Eat better for you and your guy may be more willing to orally please you. Other wise it was a funny joke. But I have never understood why women don't swallow. I would hate to have to run to the bathroom wiht it in my mouth to spit it out.