09-17-2004, 07:16 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Vagina Monologues
I saw The Vagina Monologues for the first time last night (with D - and we got to make out afterward....heheheeeeeee ) and it was awesome! It made me think how much I take mine for granted. I never really thought about it - whether I liked it, hated it, thought it was nice, whatever - until recently. (Actually it was a couple of posts in Tilted Sexuality about men wanting to know how to keep their girlfriends' inner labia from turning into "beef curtains" and then I got all self-conscious because all the women on the TB have these pert little clamshell pussies, and I have rather Georgia O'Keefe ruffly flower-petal labia and they protrude a bit and I never really knew they were supposed to do anything else. I'm over it.)
Anyhow, a couple of the questions the playwright asked the interviewees on whose experiences the play is based were: 1. If your vagina could talk, only 2 words, what would it say? (Some examples were SLOW DOWN! and Over here!) 2. What would your vagina wear? So, I'm game. Are you? If my vagina could talk, it would say...tease me. It would wear a pretty purple tulle and taffetta party dress from the 50s, all lacy and feminine and demure, but with 3 1/2" spike heels, and underneath the dress it'd be wearing a leather corset and garters and maybe a strap-on
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09-17-2004, 08:07 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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mine would say "hurry up and get in there"
and she would wear....black mink on the outside...and black leather underneath
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09-17-2004, 08:48 AM | #3 (permalink) | ||
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HELP ME! Quote:
A gown made of the finest satiin w/ nothing underneath so I had to feel the silky fabric against my body all day long.
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09-17-2004, 07:20 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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"flirt passionately"
It would wear just this: http://www.flirtylingerie.com/opcrgstwipes.html (not sure how to post pix yet, sorry)
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09-17-2004, 11:59 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Location: near the water
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Mine would say "I'm Lonely"
It would wear Pink Shoes with a small flower on them, Jeans with a baseball shirt, but black lace lingerie, pushup bra included underneath... Oh, and she'd be wearing a hat that would make you smile
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09-18-2004, 12:54 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Mine would say "Remember Me?"
It would wear a comfortable skirt with gorgeous amythyst jewelry.
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09-18-2004, 10:08 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
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Mine would say "worship me!"
and as for wearing something, clothing is never necessary. but if it had to, something SHINY!
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09-19-2004, 09:27 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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Mine would say "come now" (punctuated and emphasized differently depending on the situation) and it would wear purple eyeliner, teal nail polish and it's own beautiful self.
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09-20-2004, 06:52 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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I also caught this the other night on HBO and got the last 20mins. Have to wait til the kids are sleeping and find it again and get the whole show!!
It would say: "No cutting" - reguarding birth (which I loved the Poem she did "I Was There in the Room" ) -meaning let nature take it's course during birth, it heals soo much nicer when left to it's own devices. For 'playtime' it would say: "Don't Stop" Hubby has a habit of waiting until I'm good and comfy with a movement, then start doing something else....We're working on it!! To Wear: This is a hard one!! I'd have to start with some 2'' heel, white knee high Go-Go Boots (patent leather), Red Fishnet Stockings, Red Corset and a White patent leather Mini. I love things shiny and smooth, and hubby loves red anything!!
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09-21-2004, 12:50 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Mine would definitely say "fuck me!" and if it had more words probably throw in a "now!" after that.
I'd say my vagina likes to be comfortable- so we're going to go with white cotton bikini underwear with little red lips on it, and a soft, white, almost see thru, cotton tank top. Oh, and these chenille fuzzy socks I picked up the other day that feel absolutely decadent!
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09-26-2004, 08:20 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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i was in the monologues at my school last year. it was one of the most rewarding things i've done in a long time. i can't wait to do it again this year (assuming i can).
my pussy would say "hello everyone" because it is friendly it would wear a piercing or two, and nothing else.
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09-27-2004, 05:31 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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But my vagina would not wear them
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09-29-2004, 04:23 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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"Worship me" (I know I'm stealing it, but I like this one! Thanks Minyn!
It would wear spiked heals with stockings, a garter, and corset -- but no undies! Easy access and no desire to hide the best part.
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10-21-2004, 10:57 AM | #20 (permalink) |
"Without the fuzz"
Location: ..too close for comfort..
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"I'm bored" and cotton thong, fitted jeans and a baby tee
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