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05-30-2003, 05:52 PM
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Loser
Location: who the fuck cares?
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PREGNANCY Q & A - (humor)
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. |
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05-30-2003, 06:04 PM
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Think about it
Location: North Carolina
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Re: PREGNANCY Q & A - (humor)
They all made me chuckle but this one inparticular.
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They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg." |
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05-30-2003, 06:56 PM
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Banned
Location: central USA
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Re: Re: PREGNANCY Q & A - (humor)
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let's all practice together... "i'd like my epidural NOW please"  |
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