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Old 02-11-2009, 02:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If you do not look at this I will kill a clown.

Alas, I am sorry. You are too late.

There are certain things you cannot put off.

Feel free to express to me here your love/hatred of all things clown.
You may do this with words, pictures, pheromones, etc.

Perhaps later, I will post more things here.
This thread may go the way of the clown.

Let this be a warning to other clowns.
I am watching you watching me and I KNOW YOUR SECRET.
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Are you coulrophobic, little boy?"



"No, I just hate clowns."


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Famous Dead Clown:



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Though, let us not forget that:

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Old 02-11-2009, 03:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thank you for making the world have one less clown in it.
They always make me think of John Wayne Gacy.
And this ridiculous ass I worked with one time who called himself, Mickle the Pickle.
I swear he's in jail somwhere for something nefarious.
Clowns creep me out.

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Old 02-11-2009, 03:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Severed clown heads are conversation starters.

They get people off the couch and outside.

THEY STRENGTHEN COMMUNITIES!

This world needs a fresh infusion of disembodied clowns.

You know what you need to do.
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Old 02-11-2009, 03:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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with a title like that, how could I not look. and while I don't have a problem with clowns, nor did I really wanna save one, I'm happy I looked. Somethings truly are certain things you cannot put off.
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Old 02-11-2009, 03:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I am happy that you are happy and may that collective happiness permeate all those that surround us.

Except for the clowns that watch you at night and smell you hair while you are sleeping.

Would you eat food served by a clown?

I probably would but that's me. I eat things.
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Old 02-11-2009, 04:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2009, 05:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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These pictures are going to give me nightmares. *hides*
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Old 02-11-2009, 05:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that clown meat is just wrong!
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Old 02-11-2009, 05:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution. But the clown meat made up for it.

And here is a picture of the one clown I'm not afraid of:

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Old 02-11-2009, 06:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Odd, 80% pork yet taste like chicken.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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At first, I thought it was a mistake to have come into this thread...especially after seeing Crompsin's contribution.
What? I gotta post the obvious: Pennywise.

...

You should be afraid of Ronald. He kills people with heart disease.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You should be afraid of Ronald. He kills people with heart disease.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Personally, I'm clown neutral, but I met a wiccan girl that is actually afraid of them, lol
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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The first clown I had the misfortune of meeting,
in the fleshlike, at the Baraboo Circus,
had breath that smelled like a combination of formaldehyde and rotten prune juice,
and his eyes were as yellow as his teeth.

My parents agreed.

They sent me to bed with lots of supper,
three cookies, a glass of warm milk,
and 20 milligrams of Valium.
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Clowns frighten me.

Especially this one:

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Old 02-11-2009, 08:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh-god-oh-god-oh-god.

Aaah, I'm not going to sleep tonight.
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Old 02-11-2009, 11:00 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Who's afraid of Krusty?

Hulu - The Simpsons: Send in the Clowns

Hulu - The Simpsons: Krusty: "Send In the Clowns"
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:49 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Send in the clowns...
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Old 02-12-2009, 07:59 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Clowns need love too

after which you should cut off their heads.

NEVER FORGET!
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Just round them up.

I'm sure lifers would use them for comic relief.

Not that I have a problem with clowns. It's the cars they drive that creep me out.
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:55 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Clowns are human beings!! Leave clowns alone!!
I am very, very disappointed with you people.
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:57 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Powerclown, if you were here with me right now I would buy you lunch
and then cut your head off.
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Old 02-12-2009, 09:02 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I will sic my posse on you:

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Old 02-12-2009, 09:22 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I would advise Clown Terror Psychotherapy sessions for the lot of you.
Five times a week, to begin with. Along with 2000mg of Librium thrice daily.
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Old 02-12-2009, 09:30 AM   #26 (permalink)
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The only clowns I want to see with their heads still attached
are ghost clowns

and then I want to cut off their ghost heads.
Just to be sure.
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Old 02-12-2009, 09:42 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I have the greatest respect for you, Giant Hamburger, but the possibility exists that you could be biting off even more than you can chew. There are unattached clown heads out there that can make me, well, a tad nervous.
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Old 02-12-2009, 09:45 AM   #28 (permalink)
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The clown-hate is overpowering this thread. Things are taking an ugly turn.
I can see this is fruitless.
I have just one thing to say at this juncture:

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Old 02-12-2009, 04:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Sweet Tooth will cut out your heart.

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Old 02-12-2009, 05:51 PM   #30 (permalink)
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AAAAAHHHHH! Why do I keep looking?

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Old 02-12-2009, 05:59 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Thank you, Clavus:

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Old 02-12-2009, 06:13 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Marcel Marceau says:

'Fuck you all and your dumbfuck clowns, too.'
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:17 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Actually, he doesn't say anything.
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:21 PM   #34 (permalink)
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oh yes he does. he says plenty.
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Mimes should never [not] talk with their mouths full. Especially if they're eating clown meat.

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Old 02-12-2009, 06:46 PM   #36 (permalink)
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your mime is inferior.
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:49 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I've never seen a clown take himself seriously until I met:



If I was him, they'd make a movie about what I did when I looked in the mirror and call it:



Clowns have a lot of power. I mean, we had one running the country recently!

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Old 02-12-2009, 07:12 PM   #38 (permalink)
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JJ nice Killer Klowns from Outer Space pic
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:41 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I will sic my posse on you:

Are they insane?
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:49 PM   #40 (permalink)
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The saddest of all mimes...

Baptiste

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