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Old 08-06-2008, 01:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Paris Hilton is running for president

Inspired by John McCain's use of her in a recent ad, Paris Hilton has her own words "I'll see you at the debates, *****es."


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Old 08-06-2008, 02:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Inspired by John McCain's use of her in a recent ad, Paris Hilton has her own words "I'll see you at the debates, *****es."
Is there a word filter here now???

Anyway, it's a pretty funny clip. But just like all politicians, she lies....pretending like she can read.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sadly her energy plan may make more sense the either of the other actual candidates.
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This makes me like Paris Hilton now. This is great.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I agree with Tully, her energy plan actually makes sense. Depending on where she stands on other issues, she might have a votable campaign platform. What a said commentary on the state of American politics.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha that was excellent.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm hoping Britney Spears will step forward with an even better energy plan.
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right?
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right?
No, actually she's running.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I like her shoes.

I just might write her in.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Okay, I just have to say this because I can't really tell the tone here, but you all know this is a satire joke, right?
Yes, but even satire can contain some truth.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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At least her opponents won't be to dig up any shocking dirt about her that nobody knows about.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Rihanna for VP?

I'm so there. Come November whatereth, I'm writing in Paris.
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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She has my vote... and I can't even vote.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:25 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Guys, I don't think she CAN be president.. she's a little too young to fit the requirements.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Way to go Paris. This is exactly the response she should have put out there. And she has a great energy policy too.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:47 AM   #17 (permalink)
 
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that clip is hilarious.
hooray for paris.
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Rihanna for VP?

I'm so there. Come November whatereth, I'm writing in Paris.

Great idea for a slogan too!

"Cum November 4th, get Paris in the slot"
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Old 08-07-2008, 06:35 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Great idea for a slogan too!

"Cum November 4th, get Paris in the slot"
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"Cum November 4th, get into Paris' slot"
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Guys, I don't think she CAN be president.. she's a little too young to fit the requirements.
Maybe they can make an amendment allowing Arnold and her to run on a split ticket?
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:08 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Would the US be so bad if she was? Lets think about that for a while shall we . . . . m m m perhaps not.
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