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Ginger 9 21.95%
Mary Ann 30 73.17%
Skipper 2 4.88%
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ginger or Mary Ann: The Definitive Poll

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I gotta go with Ginger, cuz she's, uh, ginger.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Please! Mary Ann, for sure!

Ginger is gonna be WAY too high maintenance; and Mary Ann is totally gonna be the one who's willing to do the freaky stuff.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Please! Mary Ann, for sure!

Ginger is gonna be WAY too high maintenance; and Mary Ann is totally gonna be the one who's willing to do the freaky stuff.
Mary Ann is strictly missionary. You might have to buy her a fur coat or something, but Ginger will let you stick it in her butt.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...but Ginger will let you stick it in her butt.
The kicker is that she'd still be classy doing it.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Totally Ginger...

She's a redhead, she's classy, she's hotter.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Mary Ann is way hotter. Besides, I always got the feeling that Ginger was a future Mrs. Howell.
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:17 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Those Midwest farm girls know how to handle themselves around animals. Rawr!

Plus, once the loving's done, Mary Ann knows how to cook with very little ingredients.
Saves on the pocketbook.

Ginger'd have to order out. Very high maintenance.

Mary Ann ftw!
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ginger or Mary Ann
I would like to replace the word "or" with the word "and". I never understood why one must choose between the two.
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I can't vote against a redhead. It's physically impossible for me to click the Mary Ann button. Ginger FTW.
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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No way! Mary Ann would totally let you stick it in her butt, plus she'd probably be up for a threeway with Ginger at some point in time. It's always the innnocent ones!
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Mary Ann, no question. I always did prefer 'em fresh scrubbed and innocent (looking).
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Everything said about Mary Ann: it's a bit of a gamble, isn't it?
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Everything said about Mary Ann: it's a bit of a gamble, isn't it?
Well, look, even if it doesn't pan out... Then you get to corrupt her. Which is about as much fun.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:13 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Well, look, even if it doesn't pan out... Then you get to corrupt her. Which is about as much fun.
I don't know. It's difficult to compete with a redhead who begs you to put it in her ass.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Are you guys kidding? Nothing's getting into Ginger's ass without Ginger getting diamonds and stuff first: the only one who's got a shot at her is Mr. Howell!

Mary Ann would totally let you stick it wherever you wanted, just for telling her she's special!
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:43 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:56 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Are you guys kidding? Nothing's getting into Ginger's ass without Ginger getting diamonds and stuff first: the only one who's got a shot at her is Mr. Howell!

Mary Ann would totally let you stick it wherever you wanted, just for telling her she's special!
She does seem fairly eager to please. Certainly easier than Ginger--she'd be forever comparing your cock to Clark Gable's....
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Old 11-05-2009, 04:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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The Mary Ann crowd is being swayed by the hot pants. You're all gambling that Mary Ann is gonna fuck you like a high dollar call girl, while Ginger is much more the type.

BTW: Fess up, who voted Skipper?
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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It's always been Mary Ann for me but after reading this thread I realize that she would insist on marriage first wheras Ginger would chew me up and spit me out within a couple of days.

I could go for that!
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Mary Ann. She's totally butt-worthy.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:40 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Everyone that voted Ginger: don't EVER complain about high maintenance women again. Ever.



And, hey, nice girls can be lots of fun, y'know.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:43 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Define "nice" as something other than prude or faithful.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Ever heard the phrase, "lady in public, whore in the bedroom"?
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Maryann/Baily over Ginger/Jennifer any day. I suppose there are contemporary examples, but I don't watch TV much these days.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:48 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I can't stand high maintenance. I'm not much for super-sweet country girls either, but I'd definitely choose one over a high maintenance girl. Mary Ann it is.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:14 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Why isn't there a Mrs. Howell choice? She's got all the cash, and she's gonna be dead soon anyway. Then, once you've got your hands on all that loot, you can go all Office Space and get both MaryAnn and Ginger at the same time.
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Why isn't there a Mrs. Howell choice? She's got all the cash, and she's gonna be dead soon anyway. Then, once you've got your hands on all that loot, you can go all Office Space and get both MaryAnn and Ginger at the same time.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again: something's just WRONG with you, sir. And I mean that in addition to your crappy football choices. warrrrreagl: proudly sporting a big red mullet since 1985.

I've got no interest in cornholing Maryann. Sorry, just not my thing. That said I can't believe "ready access to whipped cream" hasn't been tossed around yet.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:39 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I've always thought that Mrs. Howell is a bit of a GILF anyways. You could shag her rotten while she's sipping on a martini.
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Maryann/Baily over Ginger/Jennifer any day. I suppose there are contemporary examples, but I don't watch TV much these days.


oh damn.. Baily Quarters????




Absolutely. I think you've nailed the perfect sandwich: Maryann & Baily, with a bit of Betty Rubble on the side.


/ sorry a bit of a threadjack by the way, the '90's and 2000's may have thongs, but the '70s were big into cameltoes....
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:37 PM   #34 (permalink)
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My inner lesbian is offended by this thread.
Wuss. My inner lesbian came twice already....
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:56 PM   #35 (permalink)
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/ sorry a bit of a threadjack by the way, the '90's and 2000's may have thongs, but the '70s were big into cameltoes....
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:49 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Wuss. My inner lesbian came twice already....
Hahaha... touche.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:46 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I gotta go w/ Ginger. she's just more sexy. Mary Anns' had about 70% more cock already.
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