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FuglyStick · 07-23-2010, 08:36 AM

Gruesome

"I absolve you of all your sins now get the fuck out."

And is that nude Eva Mendes??!!

LordEden · 07-23-2010, 03:22 PM

Awwwwww yeah boyz! I can NOT fucking wait for this movie to come it, it's all kinds of awesome.

Baraka_Guru · 07-23-2010, 03:30 PM

I'm in!

Fremen · 07-23-2010, 03:35 PM

Damn, it's not loading for me.

Crap. Oh well, I was reading the 20 questions in Playboy featuring Michael Cera, and he said his girlfriend was Danny Trejo's ex-girlfriend.
Somehow, I can't wrap my mind around that.

Edit: I followed the link and it worked then.

Awesome visuals! The intestine-as-a-rope was gross but badass.

And va-va-voom, Eva.

Thanks, Fug.

Hektore · 07-23-2010, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuglyStick

And is that nude Eva Mendes??!!

You should probably check out Training Day.

FuglyStick · 07-23-2010, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hektore

You should probably check out Training Day.

Oh, I have. It just makes me tingly in all the right places when there are new scenes of a naked Eva Mendes.

FuglyStick · 09-03-2010, 08:48 AM

Apparently that isn't a nude Eva Mendes, just a gal who looks a lot like her.

Anyway, I know what I'm doing this weekend.

FuglyStick · 09-05-2010, 04:56 PM

Objectively, a 7/10 movie.

As far as Fugly having a total blast, a 10/10.

LordEden · 09-05-2010, 05:45 PM

Isn't that what it's really about? Loving a movie because it makes you happy?

Jove · 09-06-2010, 05:13 AM

Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba are partially nude in one scene, but not together.

dippin · 09-06-2010, 05:50 PM

phenomenal movie, if you are into this sort of film.

07-23-2010, 08:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Machete red band trailer (NSFW) Gruesome "I absolve you of all your sins now get the fuck out." And is that nude Eva Mendes??!! __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT! Last edited by FuglyStick; 07-23-2010 at 08:42 AM..

07-23-2010, 03:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	I'm in! __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

07-23-2010, 03:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Damn, it's not loading for me. Crap. Oh well, I was reading the 20 questions in Playboy featuring Michael Cera, and he said his girlfriend was Danny Trejo's ex-girlfriend. Somehow, I can't wrap my mind around that. Edit: I followed the link and it worked then. Awesome visuals! The intestine-as-a-rope was gross but badass. And va-va-voom, Eva. Thanks, Fug. __________________ Google Last edited by Fremen; 07-23-2010 at 03:42 PM..

09-03-2010, 08:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Apparently that isn't a nude Eva Mendes, just a gal who looks a lot like her. Anyway, I know what I'm doing this weekend. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT! Last edited by FuglyStick; 09-03-2010 at 08:50 AM..

09-05-2010, 04:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Objectively, a 7/10 movie. As far as Fugly having a total blast, a 10/10. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

09-06-2010, 05:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jove Groovy Hipster Nerd Location: Michigan	Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba are partially nude in one scene, but not together.

09-06-2010, 05:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
dippin Crazy, indeed Location: the ether	phenomenal movie, if you are into this sort of film.