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View Poll Results: Sookie vs. Snooki vs. Wookie
Sookie 10 52.63%
Snooki 0 0%
Wookie 8 42.11%
I did it all for the nookie 1 5.26%
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Old 08-08-2010, 07:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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SHOWDOWN: Sookie vs. Snooki vs. Wookie

It's the Battle of the "Ookies". Choose who you would rather be marooned on a desert island with--

Contender #1: Sookie


Pros: Hot; the little gap between her front teeth only makes her hotter. Southern accent (questionable, but still). Will get naked in a heartbeat. Slutty, but in a good way.
Cons: Fang banger. You probably ain't gonna get none unless you're undead. Can read your mind--if things get desperate and you consider killing her and eating her, she'll know and beat you to the punch.


Contender #2: Snooki



Pros: If you have to resort to eating her, should be enough meat on this roly poly to sustain you for weeks, if the fake tan, Aqua Net, and herpes don't make you throw it all back up. Plus, she's got enough booze in her system to give you a buzz with your meal.
Cons: Will have to cut out her tongue to live with her. Slutty, in a bad way. Crabs.


Contender #3: Wookie



Pros: Really tall, an asset when gathering bananas and coconuts. Better conversationalist than Snooki. Snuggling in the warm coat will help protect you from fierce tropical storms.
Cons: Wet dog smell after fierce tropical storms. Male or female, who knows? You will be eaten long before you begin to have hunger pangs. Fleas.

---------- Post added at 10:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:37 AM ----------

Edit: Thanks, Baraka!
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sookie, mind reading aside, at least I got something nice to look at.
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wookie. I bet the big guy gives great handjobs.
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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So tempting to vote for the Wookie, but I went with Sookie. I'd love to "do bad things" to that (Seriously, Spoiler: )fairy ass
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.
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Maybe one of these days I'll start a thread good enough to make it into the venerable TFP Hall of Fame. I thought the thread about Pink's ass would do it, but alas...
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS.
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Old 08-08-2010, 06:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS.
Yeah, because the space sasquatch is probably completely disease-free, right?
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, because the space sasquatch is probably completely disease-free, right?
Of course, he's picky, and he gets his regular space shots.
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The point is that I want a useful survival companion, not one that whines about her nails as we attempt to thatch together a shelter.
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wookie. Duh.

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Old 08-08-2010, 10:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Feeling pretty comfortable with my vote after tonight's episode of True Blood. She really toned up for this season ;D
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The Wookie, cuz you can eat him/her for a week, (after you have them build a treehouse ala Swiss Family Robinson and the Wookies themselves) and you get a nice hairy blanket.
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Old 08-09-2010, 07:49 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I have a feeling Sookie would be polite to the Wookie while they both agree on eliminating Snookie.
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