SHOWDOWN: Sookie vs. Snooki vs. Wookie - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

FuglyStick · 08-08-2010, 07:58 AM

It's the Battle of the "Ookies". Choose who you would rather be marooned on a desert island with--

Contender #1: Sookie

Pros: Hot; the little gap between her front teeth only makes her hotter. Southern accent (questionable, but still). Will get naked in a heartbeat. Slutty, but in a good way.
Cons: Fang banger. You probably ain't gonna get none unless you're undead. Can read your mind--if things get desperate and you consider killing her and eating her, she'll know and beat you to the punch.

Contender #2: Snooki

Pros: If you have to resort to eating her, should be enough meat on this roly poly to sustain you for weeks, if the fake tan, Aqua Net, and herpes don't make you throw it all back up. Plus, she's got enough booze in her system to give you a buzz with your meal.
Cons: Will have to cut out her tongue to live with her. Slutty, in a bad way. Crabs.

Contender #3: Wookie

Pros: Really tall, an asset when gathering bananas and coconuts. Better conversationalist than Snooki. Snuggling in the warm coat will help protect you from fierce tropical storms.
Cons: Wet dog smell after fierce tropical storms. Male or female, who knows? You will be eaten long before you begin to have hunger pangs. Fleas.

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Edit: Thanks, Baraka!

LordEden · 08-08-2010, 09:29 AM

Sookie, mind reading aside, at least I got something nice to look at.

Pearl Trade · 08-08-2010, 09:47 AM

Wookie. I bet the big guy gives great handjobs.

Willravel · 08-08-2010, 09:49 AM

There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.

SecretMethod70 · 08-08-2010, 12:16 PM

So tempting to vote for the Wookie, but I went with Sookie. I'd love to "do bad things" to that (Seriously, Spoiler: )fairy ass

Willravel · 08-08-2010, 12:36 PM

SOOOOKIEEEE, I've come to call on you!

FuglyStick · 08-08-2010, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Willravel

There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.

Thanks, Will

Maybe one of these days I'll start a thread good enough to make it into the venerable TFP Hall of Fame. I thought the thread about Pink's ass would do it, but alas...

Plan9 · 08-08-2010, 05:56 PM

The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS.

Baraka_Guru · 08-08-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS.

Yeah, because the space sasquatch is probably completely disease-free, right?

settie · 08-08-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

Yeah, because the space sasquatch is probably completely disease-free, right?

Of course, he's picky, and he gets his regular space shots.

Plan9 · 08-08-2010, 08:26 PM

The point is that I want a useful survival companion, not one that whines about her nails as we attempt to thatch together a shelter.

snowy · 08-08-2010, 08:28 PM

Wookie. Duh.

(It was one of my nicknames in middle school.)

SecretMethod70 · 08-08-2010, 10:01 PM

Feeling pretty comfortable with my vote after tonight's episode of True Blood. She really toned up for this season ;D

Fremen · 08-08-2010, 10:36 PM

The Wookie, cuz you can eat him/her for a week, (after you have them build a treehouse ala Swiss Family Robinson and the Wookies themselves) and you get a nice hairy blanket.

Jove · 08-09-2010, 07:49 AM

I have a feeling Sookie would be polite to the Wookie while they both agree on eliminating Snookie.

View Poll Results: Sookie vs. Snooki vs. Wookie
Sookie	10	52.63%
Snooki	0	0%
Wookie	8	42.11%
I did it all for the nookie	1	5.26%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

08-08-2010, 07:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	SHOWDOWN: Sookie vs. Snooki vs. Wookie It's the Battle of the "Ookies". Choose who you would rather be marooned on a desert island with-- Contender #1: Sookie *Pros:* Hot; the little gap between her front teeth only makes her hotter. Southern accent (questionable, but still). Will get naked in a heartbeat. Slutty, but in a good way. *Cons:* Fang banger. You probably ain't gonna get none unless you're undead. Can read your mind--if things get desperate and you consider killing her and eating her, she'll know and beat you to the punch. Contender #2: Snooki *Pros:* If you have to resort to eating her, should be enough meat on this roly poly to sustain you for weeks, if the fake tan, Aqua Net, and herpes don't make you throw it all back up. Plus, she's got enough booze in her system to give you a buzz with your meal. *Cons:* Will have to cut out her tongue to live with her. Slutty, in a bad way. Crabs. Contender #3: Wookie *Pros:* Really tall, an asset when gathering bananas and coconuts. Better conversationalist than Snooki. Snuggling in the warm coat will help protect you from fierce tropical storms. *Cons:* Wet dog smell after fierce tropical storms. Male or female, who knows? You will be eaten long before you begin to have hunger pangs. Fleas. ---------- Post added at 10:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:37 AM ---------- Edit: Thanks, Baraka! __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT! Last edited by FuglyStick; 08-08-2010 at 10:26 AM..

08-08-2010, 09:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	Wookie. I bet the big guy gives great handjobs. __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

08-08-2010, 12:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	So tempting to vote for the Wookie, but I went with Sookie. I'd love to "do bad things" to that (Seriously, Spoiler: )fairy ass __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

08-08-2010, 05:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	The Wookie. The other two look like they're infested with gonnasyphaherpclymAIDS. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-08-2010, 09:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	There are times when I wish I could upvote TFP threads. This is one of those times.

08-08-2010, 12:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	SOOOOKIEEEE, I've come to call on you!

08-08-2010, 08:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	The point is that I want a useful survival companion, not one that whines about her nails as we attempt to thatch together a shelter. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-08-2010, 08:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Wookie. Duh. (It was one of my nicknames in middle school.) __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

08-08-2010, 10:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	Feeling pretty comfortable with my vote after tonight's episode of True Blood. She really toned up for this season ;D __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

08-08-2010, 10:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	The Wookie, cuz you can eat him/her for a week, (after you have them build a treehouse ala Swiss Family Robinson and the Wookies themselves) and you get a nice hairy blanket. __________________ Google

08-09-2010, 07:49 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jove Groovy Hipster Nerd Location: Michigan	I have a feeling Sookie would be polite to the Wookie while they both agree on eliminating Snookie.