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Old 05-22-2004, 11:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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best gangster nicknames

from real life or any media (books/film/tv)

here are three of my favs:


"Bugsy" Seigel (real life)

"Bullet Tooth" Tony (Snatch)

Paulie "Walnuts" (The Sopranos)



lets see how many we can come up with.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Frankie Four Fingers - Snatch
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pretty Boy Floyd and Charles 'Lucky' Luciano have long been two of my favorites.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Johnny Tightlips - The Simpsons

Fat Tony - Johnny Tightlips, how's your Mother?
Johnny Tightlips - Eyyy, who says I have a Mother?
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Tommy Vercetti - GTA Vice City

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Old 05-22-2004, 06:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Jimmy "The two times" Tony

I was joking with my girlfriend one night about the guy in Goodfellas who says, "I'm gonna get the papers get the papers."

I accidentally called him Jimmy "The two times" Tony, and we deemed that the best ganster name ever.
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Old 05-22-2004, 06:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Lasereth
Tommy Vercetti - GTA Vice City

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I dont see a nickname there Lasereth, just a first and last name.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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My favorites are Frankie Coffee-Cake from A Bronx Tale, and Willie "Big Red-Ass Baboon on His Head" Denunzio from Mafia.
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Old 05-23-2004, 02:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I dont see a nickname there Lasereth, just a first and last name.
Yeah, I just tried to squeeze in a cool gangster name that doesn't have a nickname. Oh well!

-Lasereth
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Old 05-23-2004, 05:25 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2004, 07:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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My favorites are Frankie Coffee-Cake from A Bronx Tale.
I love that movie...

but I must say that Jimmy Whispers is a cooler name...

'They called him Jimmy Whispers cause everything was a secret to him.'

I love it when one of them's doing the impressions and he does Jimmy Whispers, and the other two are like 'ohhhhhh that's Jimmy Whispers! do someone hard like Coffee-cake!'
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Old 05-23-2004, 08:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Mumbles and Pruneface.



Like Frankie "Five-Angels" Pentangeli too.
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Old 05-23-2004, 08:33 AM   #14 (permalink)
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From the Illuminatus! Trilogy, Banana-Nose Maldonado.

There are a couple that have come up as jokes that don't strictly speaking fit the description here. Nevertheless:

Vinnie the Pooh - "Lemme Tell yas, you ain't nevah had it until you had you nose stuck in a honey pot. Badda Bing! So Chris the Kid Robin and me, we had to ice Piglet. Little bastard squealed."

Joey Cube Dick - I had a co worker who told me about this guy she dated who's unit had corner's. My buddy Joey and I just started going off on it. "It's like a two by four. Damn thing's perfectly square. You wanna look? What, youse too good to look at it?"

Left-Eye Lewie and Tommy Twofingers - Just random names that got attached to co workers. Louis is metrosexual, and he was a bit taken aback. "Why left-eye?" he said. "Well, you do have a left eye, don't you?" Sez Joey.
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Old 05-23-2004, 08:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Joey "Bananas" Bonanno
Alphonse "Scarface" Capone
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:26 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Vincent "The Chin" Gigante - Real life mobster, otherwise known as the Pajama King

Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso - Another real life guy.

"Big Pussy" Bompensiero from The Sopranos

and I can't believe no one has mentioned....

John "The Teflon Don" Gotti
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Tony "Scarface" Montana
"The Godfather"
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Old 05-23-2004, 10:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Sammy "Da Bull" Gravano
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:03 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:50 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Yeah, there really isnt a cooler nickname to be called than

"The Godfather"

I wanna watch that movie now
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Old 05-23-2004, 04:39 PM   #21 (permalink)
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My favorite - The Jizza
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Old 05-24-2004, 07:37 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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funny man.
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!

So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

completely pointless but i found this fucking funny.
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Well, I don't really have one myself but I do have a personal story to share. I live in a small hick town that is completely devoid of gangsters. But there is this guy who pretty much owns our town, everyone knows him, he's super fat, etc. This guy looks just like a freakin mob boss. His name is just Bobby, but behind his back everyone calls him Bobby Bruiser, Bobby Bones, and Greasy. If you could see this guy, you'd see the humor in it, but since you can't see this guy, I am so so sorry for wasting a minute of your life.
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Clamps- futurama

MR. SHUSH- things to do in denver when your dead
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Old 05-25-2004, 01:09 PM   #25 (permalink)
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funny man.
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!

So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

completely pointless but i found this fucking funny.
Best jokes out of the entire movie.
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Old 05-25-2004, 01:20 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Clamps- futurama
HAHA, fuck man... clamps rules!
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:30 PM   #27 (permalink)
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bessie "i'm not going in there unprotected" dunphy

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Dennis "see you at the finish line"(he legged it on his wife and son)
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