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Johnny Pyro · 07-03-2005, 06:01 AM

Brad and Angelina's 'air' sold on eBay

07/03/2005

A jar said to contain the air of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has been sold for $512 on eBay.
The ordinary quart-sized jar was brought to the premiere to the couple's latest movie, Mr and Mrs Smith, in Westwood, California, where it was opened to capture the stars' air as they walked by before being sealed.

"This is another perfect example of pop culture phenomenon," said Richard Rowe, CEO of GoldenPalace.com, the online casino company which bought the jar.

"There is literally nothing in this jar except air, and it has made headlines all over the country and even overseas. The sheer weirdness and absurdity of this item has made it a marketing success."

Recently, the same company bought a positive pregnancy test said to have been discarded into a hotel bathroom bin by Britney Spears.

Does anybody want to buy the air of Johnny Pyro? Real cheap and smells like Marlboros!

Whats wrong with people??!

Rdr4evr · 07-03-2005, 12:23 PM

what can't be found on ebay? this is so insanely beyond stupid that it's sickening to even think about. shit like this infuriates me...whoever buys this garbage should have their eyeballs gouged out and shoved up their ass, followed by a bullet between the eye sockets. filthy pigs have nothing better to spend money on? This country has become so god damned pathetic that garbage such as this has become the norm. people buy bread for ten grand because 'jesus' is on it, or the virgin mary. people buy used gum of some worthless celebrity simply because he chewed it. oh my, it must have secret god like powers! idiots. all of them.

/rant

Johnny Pyro · 07-04-2005, 03:35 AM

Agreed my alien friend, agreed.

Pip · 07-04-2005, 01:07 PM

Wasn't it Goldenpalace who also bought the tatoo-on-the-forehead ad on ebay? They must have people who monitor ebay constantly in search of stupid stuff like that.

Still, it must be working, because Goldenpalace.com is the first name that pops up when I think of online casinos.

pan6467 · 07-04-2005, 09:46 PM

I have a potato that looks just like RIchard Milhouse Nixon, any bids?

I was able to talk to JFK's barber's niece's, cousin's, nephew's ex-wife's brother's best firend who happened to know Kurt Cobain through his mother-in-law's, cousin's, uncle's next-door-neighbor's brother's wife and she gave him a condom tha was supposedly used by Kurt and Courtney.

That condom was the condom they used the first night they had sex.

Do I have any bidders??????

Johnny Pyro · 07-04-2005, 10:06 PM

$50,000 pan6467!!! No more than $60,000!

07-03-2005, 06:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Brad and Angelina's air sold on ebay Brad and Angelina's 'air' sold on eBay 07/03/2005 A jar said to contain the air of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has been sold for $512 on eBay. The ordinary quart-sized jar was brought to the premiere to the couple's latest movie, Mr and Mrs Smith, in Westwood, California, where it was opened to capture the stars' air as they walked by before being sealed. "This is another perfect example of pop culture phenomenon," said Richard Rowe, CEO of GoldenPalace.com, the online casino company which bought the jar. "There is literally nothing in this jar except air, and it has made headlines all over the country and even overseas. The sheer weirdness and absurdity of this item has made it a marketing success." Recently, the same company bought a positive pregnancy test said to have been discarded into a hotel bathroom bin by Britney Spears. Does anybody want to buy the air of Johnny Pyro? Real cheap and smells like Marlboros! Whats wrong with people??! __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-04-2005, 03:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Agreed my alien friend, agreed. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-04-2005, 09:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	I have a potato that looks just like RIchard Milhouse Nixon, any bids? I was able to talk to JFK's barber's niece's, cousin's, nephew's ex-wife's brother's best firend who happened to know Kurt Cobain through his mother-in-law's, cousin's, uncle's next-door-neighbor's brother's wife and she gave him a condom tha was supposedly used by Kurt and Courtney. That condom was the condom they used the first night they had sex. Do I have any bidders?????? __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

07-04-2005, 10:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	$50,000 pan6467!!! No more than $60,000! __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-03-2005, 12:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	what can't be found on ebay? this is so insanely beyond stupid that it's sickening to even think about. shit like this infuriates me...whoever buys this garbage should have their eyeballs gouged out and shoved up their ass, followed by a bullet between the eye sockets. filthy pigs have nothing better to spend money on? This country has become so god damned pathetic that garbage such as this has become the norm. people buy bread for ten grand because 'jesus' is on it, or the virgin mary. people buy used gum of some worthless celebrity simply because he chewed it. oh my, it must have secret god like powers! idiots. all of them. /rant

07-04-2005, 01:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pip Likes Hats Location: Stockholm, Sweden	Wasn't it Goldenpalace who also bought the tatoo-on-the-forehead ad on ebay? They must have people who monitor ebay constantly in search of stupid stuff like that. Still, it must be working, because Goldenpalace.com is the first name that pops up when I think of online casinos.