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Old 05-26-2009, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Porcine Memorial Day

Hail Eaters of Swine!

A neighbor down the street barbecued an entire pig this weekend


in a precision cooking device like this


for 15 hours it turned slowly, sensuously, deliciously


its ass glistening in the holiday sun


until the 135 pound carcass was ready to flavoriously burst open


and then the graspy human hands began to pull and rend


until their need to tear at the warm flesh was fully satiated.


I ate 4 sandwiches.
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I just got hard. Thank you.
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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When are you making the stew?
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Old 05-26-2009, 12:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I just got hard. Thank you.
I want to embrace that beautiful succulent creature and hug it and bite it and feel its warm juices soak into my clothes as I continuously gulp huge maw-sized gobbets of steaming flesh until my wife demands that I remove it from our bed.

Sadly, there were no left-overs.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I will be attending a birthday party in a few weeks wherein a whole pig will be roasted. I am looking forward to it, especially after surveying these fine photographs. Thank you, Giant Hamburger.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Instead of ice cream trucks, trailers of roasting pigs should troll the neighbour hoods calling the kids with a combination of the smell of roasting meat and happy music.
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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mmmmmmmmm, pork......
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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...until my wife demands that I remove it from our bed.
Did you ever know that you're my hero?

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Old 05-26-2009, 05:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That is a lot of pig.
How many people / aliens does it take to consume that quantity of flesh?
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I just got hard. Thank you.
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I want to embrace that beautiful succulent creature and hug it and bite it and feel its warm juices soak into my clothes as I continuously gulp huge maw-sized gobbets of steaming flesh until my wife demands that I remove it from our bed.
I hope you meant the pig and not WK's love muscle. We would miss his presence here. Your power may grow however...
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Old 05-31-2009, 12:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Now squeal like a pig!
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