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Old 08-31-2009, 10:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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would you eat in this restaurant?

I offer
, with no comment.

But I'm sure someone here will certainly have a comment.
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Old 08-31-2009, 11:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I am pretty much "bowled" over by the whole thing. In loo (sic) of another place to eat, this place might be the shits......
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Old 08-31-2009, 11:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well I certainly wouldn't order the chili.
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Old 08-31-2009, 11:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't order #2 either.
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Old 08-31-2009, 11:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't order #2 either.
But if you order the #1 urine for a real treat.
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I wish there was a recording of the call to the custom dinnerware manufacturer.

"You. . want a . . What?"
"A toilet-shaped sundae dish. . . .No, really.. . .Hello? Hello?"
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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no appetite for chocolate mousse?
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wow I think I threw up in my mouth a little while watching that. Some peoples strange ideas.
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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mmm... soft serve.
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wow...puns...

Anyway, yeah. I would definitely eat there. Probably more than once. I would also post Facebook pictures of me eating there. Toilets are gnarly.
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Old 08-31-2009, 05:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Two very important reasons I wouldn't eat there, reason number one, ... and reason number two of course.
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Old 08-31-2009, 05:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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not for me! what a silly idea for a restaurant
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Did TFP turn into Reddit for this thread?
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I *hate* theme resturants. The food should be reason you go to a restaurant; not what is in it, on the walls, or what you eat out of.

I wonder if they have little toilet shot glasses.
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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well, if the food was awesome, I would. It would have to be really exquisite though. Otherwise...no.
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Old 09-29-2009, 03:09 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I wouldn't, and not because of the theme itself, rather because of the fact that I *HATE* themes in general: parties, restaurants, etc. I'm not sure why it's such a major psychotic hatred thing for me, but it is.
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That place look like the shit...
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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No...
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Old 10-15-2009, 05:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Aside from the repulsive theme, again like many others I hate themes, the food looks like shit. Pun intended. It looks gross. And scuzzy. And I don't care how good the food might be, I'm not sitting on a toilet, and fishing noodles out of a toilet, and then scooping out nutty ice cream. Hells no.
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