Meridae'n

I dreamt that Napoleon III was banging my mistress. Then I nearly strangled him to death but let him go. Then I thought, "I can't believe I let him go, he could have me killed at any minute!" But he seemed cool about the whole thing.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

jwoody

Funny you should mention that....

I had a dream I was on the wrong side of giant-pig's-tooth fence and my mate was on the other. I asked him how he got over and he replied "somebody asked me over."

At which point I jumped up in bed and shouted "SOMEBODY ASKED YOU OVER?"

Unfortunately for me, I was sleeping with my new girlfriend (of less than a month) and now she won't stop asking what I meant by it.

Fucking women.

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uncle phil

awake yet?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.