MojoRisin

I just had a preminition, George Clooney, actor, future president, the Anti-Christ. I was just watching him on CNN trying to rally for support in Darfur. Immediatley after the report a note on an internet poll saying 45% of the American public would support a new independant political party. As the leader, he will become immensely popular as election time approaches and will instantly be the favorite when his candidacy is announced, He will win with a landslide. He will remain president for seven years, during which our economy, political and social structure, global influence and power will deteriorate significantly causing worldwide military and economic conflict as nations struggle for leadership, all the while our country is blind of this tragic truth by the image of their great hero George Clooney, who insists we will survive, we will overcome, and we will use a nuclear weapon when conditions are so bad that we fear we may have lost. And when the dust clears it will be Clooney himself who plants the flag for a new civilization of scientologist satan worshipping hippie christians. This is it, the beginning of the beginning of the end, over and out blue leader. Where's the tylenol.

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Dropping a barbell he points to the sky and says "The suns not yellow, It's chicken!"

Gatorade Frost

I think the tylenol's over there next to your crack.

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

Willravel

I'd vote for Clooney over Bush, even if I knew he was the anti-Christ.

MSD

Moved from Tilted Paranoia.