Who needs a donkey punch??
 

I'm handing out free donkey punches. Who needs one and why?

Here's your chance to blow off some steam. Tell me who in your life needs a good old fashioned beat down. Friends cracking wise? Lover stepping out on you? Neighbor's dog soiling your yard? Grandma still trying to kiss you on the lips? Just tell fhqwhgads and duck.

Linkin Park. All of them. For sucking so badly.

I gotta go with KWSN on this one. Hell, while you're at it go get all the boy band bitches and Creed!

I think we should let Jesus do creed. He hates them.

The son-of-a-bitch who decided I should be the one to be laid off.

I'm adding to the Creed bashing. I'll also tack on the administration of my university for having such a lame alcohol policy, people who use ad hominim attacks in arguments and Nick for causing the rest of the world grief (no Nick here, someone IRL).

My exwife, stupid bitch won't let me see my kids!

Ok...so far we've got:

1 punch for Linkin Park for sucking
1 punch for all boy bands
A flurry of punches for Creed, just for being Creed
1 punch for the son-of-a-bitch who's taking food outta vermin's mouth
1 punch for myMHz's exwife for keeping the kids from him
and Frosstbyte has a laundry list of punches he'd like to hand out.

I'd like to add the cable guy to the list...for making me wait around for three friggin hours, only to spend 10 minutes in my house and charge me $35.

Donkey punches for everyone.

the stupid "enginier" who redesigned my machine at work "to make it better!"
now it has a computer and automatic air pressure.
IT'S A FREAKEN LATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now it's a complicated piece of junk the maintaince dept. doesent know how to fix!
it breaks down every other day
it runs so slow that I can run two parts by hand in the time this machine cycles one part
Oh and to top it all off
this guy has a bachelors in MATH
not enginering
he needs a double donkey punch
with a third for next time!

err whats a donkey punch? If its anything like a good solid punch in the face then give one to my boss for being a complete dick to women

like sixate said, CREED needs a real good thumping!
and add that utter alien, Celine Dion to the list.

oh give one to my univ for cutting my financial aid so i can't go to schoolin the summer without taking out huge ass loans

oh yeah theres a local band called donkey punch and there song is playing now in my mp3 player :)

damnit ignore wrong post

every body at shawgina lake school fucking pricks

A colleague I work with who steals other people's ideas and presents them as her own.

I think the Dixie Chicks could use some. (Not that I mind them taking their clothes off, but do it in a magazine that allows nudity like Playboy)

P Diddy.

Carson Daly

Elton John

Eminem

Tony Blair

Wow. Couldn't agree with you more. However, Tony Blair hasn't done anything to me lately. That bastard Carson Daly owes me money though.

I second Eminem.