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Old 06-09-2003, 06:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How gay is your car?

The Internet, much like Schindler's List, is an ultimate good. To wit, it provides us with a plethora of useful information compiled by those who are proactive in their (abundant) free time.

Are you about to purchase a car? Wondering if that member of the opposite sex in the car next to you at the red light is potential fair game? Puzzled about the pointing, laughing and uninvited leering when you hit the strip on a Friday night? LOOK NO FURTHER! Thanks to this useful guide, complete with comments straight from the horse's mouth, you can make an informed decision, dispell doubt, put the moves on the right people for you and get the message out there!

How gay is your car?


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Old 06-09-2003, 06:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My boss and i just had a big laugh over this.....some of them surprised him but his ex boyfriend just bought #1 which we found rather amusing
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Now I can be a confident heterosexual: I drive a Geo Metro.
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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None of mine were listed, as I suspected.
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around.
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Old 06-09-2003, 09:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, shit. I own a Jetta.
Guess its time to get a truck.
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:06 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around.
Excellent point. I actually laughed out loud at the thought. Time always wins over smucks.
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Kinda ironic that the car company that started under Hitler's influence now makes some of the 'gayest' cars around.
Halx, we're sharing a brain, 'cause I was thinking the same thing.

Also, I drive a Ford Ranger. Now I know why my friends call it a dykemobile. Sigh.
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I could hardly believe that the "New Mini" wasn't on the gay list. Weird.
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Theres nothing wrong with my car, its not ugly or at all slow, just the name. Chevy Malibu....great for a girls car name, not for a guy. wtf was chevy thinking when they came up with that?
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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none of mine are on that list...
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I personally have to argue with their top billing. I like Jettas if based on nothing but their MPG. Also Miatas are by FAR the gayest cars ever.
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Old 06-09-2003, 01:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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My damn Sentra is the suckiest car in the world. The gayest car in the world, in my opinion, is the Aztec, the second gayest is the Element. Those SUV/car/whatever they are, they reek with gayness through and through.
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Damn I drive a saturn. Oh well, it was free, and its a four door...
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Old 06-10-2003, 06:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Mine's number five. Good thing I'm secure with my sexuality.
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Old 06-10-2003, 06:36 AM   #16 (permalink)
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They forgot the Honda Del Sol, and the Mercedes SLK
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Old 06-10-2003, 06:59 AM   #17 (permalink)
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They forgot the Honda Del Sol, and the Mercedes SLK
and the Precidia
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Old 06-10-2003, 07:16 AM   #18 (permalink)
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My ex-roommate who always got accused of being a lesbian has a subaru Outback. I had to send her the link. She'll be sooooo angry. Heh, heh.
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Old 06-10-2003, 04:19 PM   #19 (permalink)
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well, thank fuck i sold my corsa. it was an unwanted xmas pressie. i wanted a new sewing machine, but , no, they get me a car. typical parents. not even a proper lesbian car, but a straight car. i mean, what were they thinking?
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Old 06-10-2003, 04:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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.. everyone left out *THE* dyke-mobile ... The Suzuki Sidekick ..

and the gay-mobile? The Izuzu Amigo ..

^_^

i've always loved the VW Cabrio .. am i gay? .. i seem to only see girls driving em ..
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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In New England forest green Subaru Outback Wagons are inordinately popular with female couples (not just those bearing VT plates.)
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Old 06-10-2003, 05:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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so much h8 for the beetles and saturns. with saturns, you can hardly differentiate between a 1992 and 2002. =/
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Old 06-30-2003, 02:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
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hmm, i have a jeep wrangler, a ribbon winner in both categories. I guess my options are to either became a flaming gay man or a butch lesbian. I'm going with butch lesbian.

Then again, any gayest car list in which the Miata doesn't win hands down is suspect.

Oh yeah, or a stripper. Jeep Wranglers are the official transportation of strippers everywhere.

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Old 07-01-2003, 04:38 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm safe I guess....and the fact that I can drive over all the listed cars is nice to know also. haha
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:13 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I can't figure out how a JEEP, made in Toledo Ohio, is on the gay list on either side? Can someone fill me in on that one? Jeeps were an intrigal part of my High School experience, not a weekend passed without going 4 wheeling in one, then drinking heavily and sitting around a camp fire...
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I can't figure out how a JEEP, made in Toledo Ohio, is on the gay list on either side? Can someone fill me in on that one? Jeeps were an intrigal part of my High School experience, not a weekend passed without going 4 wheeling in one, then drinking heavily and sitting around a camp fire...

it's not all jeeps my friend, just the wangler with the round headlights.....square headlight wranglers are ok because they don't have those pussy coil springs in the front. you see what I mean?

for instance you'll never see a homo driving a '67 CJ5.....but you will likely see one driving a shiney new wranger with a big painted rainbow on the hood.

glad I could clear this whole thing up for you all.
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:56 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I have a ford explorer, but I used to drive a Miata M-edition.
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:39 PM   #28 (permalink)
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The jeep wranglers not gay... I think Ill go cry and watch will and grace...
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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my holden station wagon just isnīt gay enough.
perhaps if i trade it in for a new vw beetle... one day.
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Old 07-03-2003, 11:03 AM   #30 (permalink)
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cnor, thanks. I have a '95 Wrangler, right before they changed it into a car. No square headlights and its muddy as hell.
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Old 07-04-2003, 12:11 AM   #31 (permalink)
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My Neon isn't on the list. So I can drive with confidance.
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Old 07-04-2003, 10:52 AM   #32 (permalink)
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drive with confidence in a Neon? no gay guy would set foot in my fast food, cigarette butt, and coffe cup littered piece of shit.
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