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Old 12-03-2006, 01:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Anyone ever mess with the credit card companies?

My son got an Amex card. At one point in the conversation, they asked him what line of business the card was for.

He said, "I'm a baller." [This is a sexual innuendo.]

Amex: "What?"

David: "A baller. We ball hard here."

I present his new card. He says "Baller" prints on all of his receipts.

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Old 12-03-2006, 06:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i'm just not sure i'd fuck with people who have my social security number......
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i'm just not sure i'd fuck with people who have my social security number......


i have yours.......and you still fuck w/ me.
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i have yours.......and you still fuck w/ me.
yes, and you can certainly expect that to continue........
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think credit card companies deserve to be fucked with. They certainly take their pound of flesh for the pleasure, don't they? I particularly liked the (fictional) revenge taken on them towards the end of FIGHT CLUB. Of course that can never happen: We pay for the guns that oppress us!
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I find it strange that a parent is proud of his son doing this. Cool and laid-back, but strange.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That is great.

Along the same lines, I use the prefix "Dr." on my rental car frequent renter discount whateverthefuck clubs. It amuses me when people address me as "doctor."

(I'm not a doctor)
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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god help us all

Quote:
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i'm just not sure i'd fuck with people who have my social security number......
Fuck people who have your social security number; what's Social Security, anyway?
Let's go figure...
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