Crack is Hanged! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Crack · 01-03-2007, 01:22 PM

Like a horse!

or a spider...

Either way, discuss.

Lady Sage · 01-03-2007, 01:33 PM

I hardly have the ability to see you as a brown recluse... have you seen what one bite can do to a body?

Average_Joe · 01-03-2007, 02:06 PM

I said like a horse, but that would take some serious rope.

paddyjoe · 01-03-2007, 02:59 PM

you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-03-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

Leading to an even more comfortable nest for one's offspring, or yet another trap?

Hanged = hung?
They shoot horses, don't they?

Lady Sage · 01-03-2007, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

Such a visual PJ... Crack, shooting silk from his penis, makes a silk blouse for his date of the evening.

In true spider form... as soon as mating is finished, she takes the blouse, bites off his head and...

Oww.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-03-2007, 06:04 PM

Meowwww....!
Black widows, brown recluses sounds like the title of pulp fiction.
I value spiders because of their immense comraderie in the war against the insects. Where would we be without them, and centipedes?
Hanged like a horse has a cool ring to it.

The fetlock and the pastern are in the same vicinity.

Charlatan · 01-14-2007, 02:54 AM

Have you ever seen a spider penis? Proportionally speaking they are hung like a horse.

ngdawg · 01-17-2007, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Have you ever seen a spider penis? Proportionally speaking they are hung like a horse.

And dare I ask how you came upon this information?

bernadette · 01-18-2007, 11:53 PM

I got bit by a recluse once. It wasn't much fun for a while after that.

I like horses.

NOT that way!!!!!! (sickos)

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-27-2007, 07:32 PM

I watched beetles fucking on the grape vine one day. It was...quite exciting.

View Poll Results: Horse or Spider
Horse?	4	80.00%
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01-03-2007, 01:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Crack is Hanged! Like a horse! or a spider... Either way, discuss. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-03-2007, 01:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I hardly have the ability to see you as a brown recluse... have you seen what one bite can do to a body? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

01-03-2007, 06:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Meowwww....! Black widows, brown recluses sounds like the title of pulp fiction. I value spiders because of their immense comraderie in the war against the insects. Where would we be without them, and centipedes? Hanged like a horse has a cool ring to it. The fetlock and the pastern are in the same vicinity. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-14-2007, 02:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Have you ever seen a spider penis? Proportionally speaking they are hung like a horse. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-03-2007, 02:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Average_Joe Psycho Location: Under the Radar	I said like a horse, but that would take some serious rope.

01-03-2007, 02:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

01-18-2007, 11:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	I got bit by a recluse once. It wasn't much fun for a while after that. I like horses. NOT that way!!!!!! (sickos) __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-27-2007, 07:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I watched beetles fucking on the grape vine one day. It was...quite exciting. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT