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Old 07-15-2003, 12:37 PM   #361 (permalink)
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Jeez, did that barkeep work around the clock?
Practically...I worked 12 hour days until my hours were cut back )(starting this week)...and then I have some scifi to watch, reading to do, and a chair to refinish on my spare time, on top of stopping by here...

Now I'm off to use my swordfighting skills...The fridge is stocked with all kinds of good beers, including good microbrews....and the frezer is stocked with all of the alcohol for the mixed drinks. There's fresh fruit in the fruit trays of the fridge, and drink mixes on the bottom shelf. And there's mixed drink instructions at http://www.mixed-drink.com...I found that sight in a google search... Feel free to help yourself until I get back.
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:40 PM   #362 (permalink)
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*pours himself a bluefish lemonade and sits back*

A bluefish isn't something you'll find on mixed-drink.com

It's one shot skyy berry vodka, a half-shot of blue curacao, handsqueezed lemonade and simple syrup. Courtesy of pappas seafood houses.
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:57 PM   #363 (permalink)
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Now I'm off to use my swordfighting skills...The fridge is stocked with all kinds of good beers, including good microbrews....and the frezer is stocked with all of the alcohol for the mixed drinks. There's fresh fruit in the fruit trays of the fridge, and drink mixes on the bottom shelf. And there's mixed drink instructions at http://www.mixed-drink.com...I found that sight in a google search... Feel free to help yourself until I get back.
Methinks we lost our bartender!
Allrighty then....I suppose I could drag myself out of the pool long enough to tend the bar....Nikki will be a little bit so we might as well have some fun!
*pokes around with NiceGuy's supplies.....finds the mixings for Chocolate Martini's......who is up for a shooter?
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:07 PM   #364 (permalink)
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*finishes the bluefish lemonade*

count me in minx
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:52 PM   #365 (permalink)
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*pours equal amounts of vodka and creme de cacao into two shooter glasses...hands one to rat

Enjoy! *ahhhhhhhhhhhh zehr gut!
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:06 PM   #366 (permalink)
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Hey Minx, could you mix one of those for me??

BTW, who's IT??? or did the TAG game die??
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:17 PM   #367 (permalink)
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*Nikki* is it.

And I'll just relax in the pool. Until she shows up.
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:15 PM   #368 (permalink)
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Nikki is here!!!!!!!!!

Plummie is it!!!!!!
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:40 PM   #369 (permalink)
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NiceGuy shows up sadly with no blood on his sword... the cowards didn't show up for him to fight... he puts his sword away, mixes a round of drinks, goes to the pool, and cannonballs in, splashing mirevolver. He laughs as he starts a waterfight.
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:43 PM   #370 (permalink)
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If you haven't noticed, Niceguy is feeling mischievous today...
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:02 PM   #371 (permalink)
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mmm more hot naked chicks in the pool, oh yea and the bartender is back
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:18 PM   #372 (permalink)
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*Splashes NiceGuy.

Hey, barkeep. Stop splashing around and get me a margarita, frozen w/ salt.
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:33 PM   #373 (permalink)
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NiceGuy mixes mirevovler a frozen margarita after giving him one more splash. He very lightly wets the top of the margarita glass and dips it into a bowl of salt, as he does to all of his margaritas. The salt sticks to the rim of the glass perfectly. He pours in the margarita, and tops it off with an olive on a stick in the glass. "Beautiful!" he tells himself. NiceGuy then decides he wants a strawberry daquori for himself. He mixes a daquori, dips the glass into a bowl of water, then into a bowl of sugar for a delicous sugar rim, pours in the daquori, and tops it off with a fresh strawberry. "Stunning!" he says to himself as he takes the drinks to the pool. He hands the margarita to mirevolver, and strikes up a conversation while they enjoy their drinks.
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:47 PM   #374 (permalink)
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Hey barkeep, how about a sidecar? I haven't had one in ages and it sounds interesting.

*G-Whiz slides quietly into the pool and waits for his drink*
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:04 PM   #375 (permalink)
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NiceGuy goes and mixes the drinks requested, and then returns to the pool.
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Old 07-16-2003, 05:48 AM   #376 (permalink)
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/me waits patiently for the sexy plummie to arrive in her skimpy bathing suit......
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Old 07-16-2003, 06:13 AM   #377 (permalink)
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how did this go from a game of tag to poolside drinking??!?!?!??!?
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Old 07-16-2003, 07:57 AM   #378 (permalink)
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Hey NiceGuy- can I get a Pimm's Cup for Minx and a Black and Tan for me?
Thanks.
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Old 07-16-2003, 09:49 AM   #379 (permalink)
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Plummie must be busy. I guess I'll just hold my breath and sit on the bottom of the pool.
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:00 PM   #380 (permalink)
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NiceGuy serves the requested drinks and goes back to chatting at the bar.
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:09 PM   #381 (permalink)
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*grumpy bursts up out of the water, gasping for air*
Man! Four days sittin' on the bottom, watching the girls tred water....reminds me of a poem:

"I wish I was a little fish,
all frozen in the ice.
And when the girls go skating by...
My! Wouldn't THAT be nice!"
--author unknown, but thanks Vic, for sharing it with me!

Anyway, now I'm thirsty and a bit hungry! Niceguy, whatcha got on tap? No lite beer, tho. Those are like sex in a canoe, if you know what I mean.

Who's cooking? Got any Delmonico's. I'll go get some if you're running short.
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:11 PM   #382 (permalink)
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Hey bartender, toss me a corona extra and a lime! *too lazy to get out of the pool*
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:26 PM   #383 (permalink)
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I'll cook, Grumpy....after all we don't have GiantHamburger here to take over the honors!
Hey...is Plummie still it? Where'd that girl get off to?!
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:40 PM   #384 (permalink)
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Since you offered, Minx. Steak, medium rare, please. Canadian beef, if you please! If you have them, grill some peppers and onions with that. MMMMmmmm.

Should I help myself to the beer?
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:13 PM   #385 (permalink)
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Yeah!! I'd like one of those too. That will a little Red Tail Ale would hit the spot.

I think Plummie is laying a trap. Watch your backsides.
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Old 07-16-2003, 04:09 PM   #386 (permalink)
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how did this go from a game of tag to poolside drinking??!?!?!??!?
cause i said so, AND WHY NOT?!
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Old 07-16-2003, 05:48 PM   #387 (permalink)
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NiceGuy pours grumpyolddude a nice thick microbrew. He then tosses rat a corona extra and a lime, and a Red Tail Ale for G_Whiz. He then pours a nice round of the microbrew for everyone to enjoy. He then orders a double stacker cheese burger, well done, but not charcoal, from Minx.
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Old 07-16-2003, 06:21 PM   #388 (permalink)
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cause i said so, AND WHY NOT?!
i'm with Mac....and can i get a nice cold wobbly pop from you Minx sweetie?

*edit*....sorry Niceguy but hey......she's got waaaaayyyyy better legs than you.
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Old 07-16-2003, 08:09 PM   #389 (permalink)
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No offense taken.
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Old 07-16-2003, 11:14 PM   #390 (permalink)
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hmmm let's see that's two med rare steaks.....bacon wrapped fillet mignon okay with you guys I hope.....one double cheeseburger for the bartender....hey Mac! You hungry?

Ohh...and here's a frosty mug and nice cold beer for flyman
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Old 07-17-2003, 12:05 AM   #391 (permalink)
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Hey Minx. Yea i'm hungry, what You offerin?

....I take what I can get
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Old 07-17-2003, 11:48 AM   #392 (permalink)
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You my sweet may have whatever you desire!
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:56 PM   #393 (permalink)
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i dont think you could have answered that any better.

Got any nice juicy peaches?
if not, i'll take two slighty firm melons.

it's a BBQ we need sweet juicy things for dessert...
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Old 07-17-2003, 02:33 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Filets hit the spot! Thanks Minx.

Tasty brew, NiceGuy. Need to distribute to MI.
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:02 PM   #395 (permalink)
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so who the hell is it anyways?......Plummie still?

*buuuuurpppp*

oops...sorry 'bout that.need another wobbly i guess.
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:05 PM   #396 (permalink)
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I tell you. I'm getting waterlogged, bloated with food and drunk. This game needs to get moving.

Hey, Minx. Want to go hide in the shrubbery again? We can at least entertain ourselves.
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Old 07-17-2003, 05:49 PM   #397 (permalink)
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<--- Done with being in the pool. Gets in the hot tub.
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:09 PM   #398 (permalink)
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/me enjoys his double cheese burger.

Perfect Minx! Thanks!

/me pours another round from a different microbrewery, takes one to Minx, serves the bar, and joins mirevolver in the hot tub...brining everone in the hot tup a glass.
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:49 PM   #399 (permalink)
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<- back from hard day at work.

That hot tub sounds really good right now...
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:53 PM   #400 (permalink)
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*sweats the alcohol out* damn being durnk far from home. thank god for TFP axx elsewhere. ty al goar for teh intarweb
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