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Old 06-13-2003, 01:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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#TFP quotes

in the TFP chat room much nonsense is said so in this thread Drop you Favorite #tfp quote

ill start with

"We need big ol' cow vagina for our huge Texan cocks" Antagony
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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* cheese turns the TV to chan 73 ... scammbeld porn
(cheese) oooo...woaudhsaldh..ahh.asjhd..Naty boy...Bzzit....
(cheese) i think i see a nipple
(cheese) phh wait thats a couch
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ok

* cheese does a pirate jig
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Old 06-13-2003, 06:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Daval> is the trigger lock on?
Nisses> lemme try
Hanxter> be sure thta' pulled when you pull the cord
Nisses> k, gonna check that too
Hanxter> choke on?
Hanxter> heheh
Hanxter> has a chain saw in the house
Hanxter> what are we cutting anyway?
* Daval wishes Nisses had a webcam so we could watch him start a chainsaw in his livingroom
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This is from a while back...

(KWSN) GOD DAMMIT
(KWSN) We should send the intranet to bed without supper
(redravin) and tell it to wait till its father gets home
(KWSN) Al Gore?
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally posted by KWSN
This is from a while back...

(KWSN) GOD DAMMIT
(KWSN) We should send the intranet to bed without supper
(redravin) and tell it to wait till its father gets home
(KWSN) Al Gore?
that's great! (*wish my firewall wasn't stopping my chat from working*)
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Old 06-13-2003, 02:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2003, 02:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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/me My fingers are way too fat for that

It became the topic!
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Old 06-13-2003, 02:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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might be a dumb question, and i do chat once in a while, but how can you go to archives of chat?
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Old 06-13-2003, 03:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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might be a dumb question, and i do chat once in a while, but how can you go to archives of chat?
You need mIRC (or something that isn't the java chat) and you have to turn logging on. That way, chat automatically archives itself.

Personally, I just committed the one I posted to memory.
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Old 06-13-2003, 04:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i can't deal with that right now, but i'll catch up with you later...thanks k-dub...
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Old 06-18-2003, 11:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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< cheese> night f my conception my mom said " Antagony, how much do i owe you honey"
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Old 06-19-2003, 06:11 AM   #13 (permalink)
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08:21:10 &lt;wrkime&gt; been at work for 10 minutes and someone asked me if I wanted to engage in watersports
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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anyone remember this one?

(KWSN) shit
(KWSN) I'm so out of it tonight
(KWSN) I put a CD in the microwave just now to try to play it
(KWSN) wait a sec.....
(KWSN) OH SHIT
(KWSN) that means there's a hot dog in the stereo
(KWSN) BRB
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Old 06-19-2003, 05:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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17:47:17 &lt;ogre840&gt; it's kind of sad when this is the first thing you do when you get on the net...
17:47:19 &lt;ogre840&gt; besides email
17:48:10 &lt;MrFlux&gt; first thing i do is message my girlfriends cellphone from icq :O
17:48:15 &lt;MrFlux&gt; THEN come here
17:48:52 &lt;ogre840&gt; wait, i msg your g/f too, then come here
17:48:57 &lt;ogre840&gt; just didnt want you to know
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Old 06-19-2003, 06:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2003, 06:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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[14:11] (WhoaitsZ) what is this boondock saints movie aboit?
[14:11] (BoNes) boondock saints
[14:11] (Shokan) 2 catholics who go around killing criminals
[14:11] (WhoaitsZ) awesome
[14:11] (ogre840) its a great movie
[14:11] (BoNes) a better movie would be about two criminals going around killing catholics
[14:11] (ogre840) just see it
[14:12] (BoNes) or two nuns going around giving unwanted enemas to passed out homeless people
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Old 06-19-2003, 08:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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[16:52] (Lebell) must be hell getting play time with children
[16:53] (b00bman69|TFP) yeah, and the picked tonight to want to stay up, so i threatened their lives if they got out of bed and told them daddy had to go lotion mommy.
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Old 06-21-2003, 06:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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21:18:09 &lt;KWSN&gt; woah
21:18:19 &lt;KWSN&gt; that was a strange typo
21:18:28 &lt;KWSN&gt; I went to type /nick and it came out as /buick
21:18:30 &lt;KWSN&gt; heh
21:18:57 &lt;%spec&gt; yeah, bu and n keys, easy to mix up
21:19:07 &lt;KWSN&gt; ssh :)
21:19:12 &lt;WhoaitsZ&gt; i went to type /exit and it came out /toyota
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Old 06-21-2003, 09:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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* Thraeryn catches ogrepigeon and puts him in a cage, covering the cage with a sheet of silk.
(ogrepigeon) coo... coo... zzz
* Thraeryn removes the sheet of silk, and The Tick as a chicken is in the cage.
* Thraeryn forces ogrepigion to change his nick to ogreTickchicken
*** ogrepigeon is now known as ogreTickchicken
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Old 06-22-2003, 12:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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MrFlux> hi dee ho phredgreen
phredgreen> hey...
phredgreen> i'm not a ho, i'm a gentleman of the night
MrFlux> oh
phredgreen> sheesh
MrFlux> hi dee gigalo?
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Old 06-22-2003, 12:06 AM   #22 (permalink)
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[20:05] < MrFlux> can i call you phreddy?
[20:05] < phredgreen> sure. i like it better when you call me daddy, but phreddy will do.
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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OMG! Every last one of you just sent me into a fit of giggles!
I can't breathe! Whew....
hookay...composes myself.
*residual giggles*

Please don't stop....heh
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Old 06-22-2003, 07:02 PM   #24 (permalink)
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angel Hop in the chat room for more giggles
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Old 06-23-2003, 04:20 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Bones... That ^ was the one that got me to the point that I couldn't breathe! Indeed an out the nose experience!
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:04 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Antagony> What be happenin, folks?
Spleen> my toes fell off
Antagony> Can they be reattached?
Spleen> i don't believe so
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Old 06-25-2003, 12:13 AM   #27 (permalink)
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<Shokan> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
I almost let my bowels destroy my underwaer on that one.
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Old 06-25-2003, 01:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
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a classic from the ever eloquent TFP mod CHeerios


<cheerios> if asses after boston marathon's taste like coffee, then those runner's must have some tasty shit.
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Old 06-28-2003, 12:39 AM   #29 (permalink)
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(cheese) wait can spleen be the PIMP cuz i got a wad of cash here and burning loins
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Old 06-28-2003, 12:56 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I deny that one ever happened, cheese, and you AND Phred are BOTH meanie heads! :P
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Old 06-28-2003, 04:18 AM   #31 (permalink)
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< Peetster|TFP> The dorkier the PJ's, the better the sex

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Old 06-28-2003, 04:33 AM   #32 (permalink)
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i second that rouge
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Old 06-28-2003, 06:14 AM   #33 (permalink)
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rogue: i think you mis-understand the thread buddy. This is for quotes from The TFP IRC chatroom not random quotes
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Old 06-29-2003, 08:47 PM   #34 (permalink)
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MacGnG|TFP: you'd let an 18inch just ok chick pee on you for a hj and 100$
Spleen: yes
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: if she's that small, she can't carry that much piss
MacGnG|TFP: well that's being posted in #tfp quotes thread
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: change my nick to ogres, that way no one thinks it is out of the ordinary
MacGnG|TFP: haha
ogre840: yeah
ogre840: wait
ogre840: hey!

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Old 06-30-2003, 09:36 AM   #35 (permalink)
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MacGnG|TFP: you'd let an 18inch just ok chick pee on you for a hj and 100$
Spleen: yes
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: if she's that small, she can't carry that much piss
MacGnG|TFP: well that's being posted in #tfp quotes thread
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: change my nick to ogres, that way no one thinks it is out of the ordinary
MacGnG|TFP: haha
ogre840: yeah
ogre840: wait
ogre840: hey!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is definetly bash-worthy right there.

Too bad bash are a bunch of asses and never accept my quotes.
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Old 06-30-2003, 11:49 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by rogue49
(Peetster|TFP) The dorkier the PJ's, the better the sex
Quote:
Originally posted by cheese
rogue: i think you mis-understand the thread buddy. This is for quotes from The TFP IRC chatroom not random quotes
Nope, he quoted me correctly.
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Old 06-30-2003, 12:34 PM   #37 (permalink)
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That is definetly bash-worthy right there.

it started with: a hot chick will pee on and have sex with you. and he said ok any diseases. every time he'd ask about the diseases, i think he'd do any chick with out disease

then it just went down hill to the midget, a hj and 100$, but he did say that she needs to be symetrical, not a big head and a little body, so he's got some standards lol
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:09 PM   #38 (permalink)
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spleen with standards? RIGHT
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:34 PM   #39 (permalink)
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&lt;KWSN&gt; 9i'm tryg o yyp4 e with mym nose
&lt;KWSN&gt; not working as well as I'd planned
&lt;KWSN&gt; (that was supposed to say "I'm trying to type with my nose")
&lt;wrkime&gt; heh
&lt;wrkime&gt; at least you're trying
&lt;KWSN&gt; at least
&lt;KWSN&gt; well
&lt;KWSN&gt; I WAS trying
&lt;KWSN&gt; but I kind of abandoned it
&lt;Ratso|TFP&gt; In the world of "Projects", I think KWSN just ranked TFP RIGHT below The Human Genome Project. But very close, yes.
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:37 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Spleen> i don't like them. they smell like wet rabbits
wrkime> for a minute I thoguht you forgot
wrkime> and horsey tinkle
Spleen> well, the horse tinkle comes from all the poo they have to carry around in their pockets
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