In the near future, nicotine cops sporting jetpacks will respond in less than thirty seconds when cigarette smoke is detected by government sensors. Bubba found a way to decoy them with a smoke bomb while he enjoys an illegal smoking break on his porch.

any caption that mentions jetpacks should be an automatic winner

All your contributions were fantastic ... but fart jokes get me almost all the time! carrot glace, you get this one!

sweet, give this a go
 

might be too easy

"You fuckin' agent. your fired! Batman has a cave, Superman a phone booth and you get me this??"

"can you hear me now?"

the first tests of the Re-Tardis were not well received.

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This season's trend in headgear is for the boldly geometrical.

im giving ya til thursday the 27th

Buxley learns that, due to a typo, he won't be receiving any compensation for his invention: the Phone Cell.

im giving this one to uncle phil, for the chuckle

Pear Shaped Women Have More Fun!

Linda brought the rolls...who brought the butter and jelly?

Strawberry or apple butter?

crap! photobucket

still shows for me...

all i see is the terms of use violation thingy, maybe its just me?

" My heart is also big enough to forgive. I may be smiling on the outside,
but I'll never let you see me sobbing when I'm all alone at night,
after enduring yet another long day, full of your vilifying comments and stares."

ya'all got 'til friday night...

it must feed...

Built for comfort, if not for speed.

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I don't know what you've been told, but that's one big-leg woman with soul to spare.

Aaahhh! My eyes!

This is Uncle Phil punnishing us for the delay in the last couple of rounds.

So Round So Firm So Fully Packed.

i love cottage cheese

after careful consideration the superhero tribunal must decline your application to be known as the "m-ass exploder"

I'm not fat, just big boned.

ok, top's got it...

i'm a sucker for LZ lyrics...

Thanks phil. Love them big ladies.

Give this a go....
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/unca...n_wrestler.jpg

Ohh shit, I don't trust you that much ...

behind the scenes of m. night shamalan's new film, "Mulan: the Luchador"

Lets just say, Mrs. Cheng didn't react well after she thought her husband was cheating on her with his jiu-jitsu coach.

"hooray for lesbianism!" she screamed while leaping into her lovers arms

Parents fig:8 is the reason why you ignore the TV when the kids are watching WWE.

Sands of Time Body Splash for the 1-2-3 win

suzy? suzy creamcheese? what's got inta ya?

Woman Causes Others to Levitate by Clapping Her Hands

Gertrude executes the patented "Flying Mennonite."

Winner tomorrow. Nice run so far. Going to be tough to choose.

"If you love something, set it free."

"I knew that the volleyball wrestling was a bad idea. I should have gone with the escaping bicycles class."

We all agree that Wrestling is our favorite sport, but did we really have to out-do the rest of the red-stenciled athletes on the wall by affixing a giant creepy sculpture?