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The gold goes to Willravel, despite a .5 deduction for mispelling "and".
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Mom on her honeymoon.
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A recent victim of a hazing incident that occured at the local nude beach returns to his hotel room.
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Somehow, Crompsin's "Madonna at the beach" Hallowe'en costume didn't go over as well as he thought it might.
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Barrels and monkeys are never a favorful combination.
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Worst. Superhero. Ever.
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I'm just a wild and craaazy guy!
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On her lawyer's advice, Billy's mum stayed up well past midnight writing apology letters to all of the birthday guests.
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Thanks! I started with something about the lower turnout at Billy's birthday party next year and then went through several iterations until the Laywer bit cinched it.
Next up: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...osts/panda.jpg |
And that makes me a Saaad Panda...
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Once again returning home empty-handed from a long day at the park, Larry started to wonder if he really was cut out to be a pedophile.
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The Green Party Candidate is Pandering again.
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My 7 yr. old daughter made up a story about the Panda...
"The panda is weird. The End" |
This panda bought balloons instead of flowers; further proof that pandas have difficulty courting and breeding in the wild, as well.
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Take it away inBoil! |
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El Chupa Cobra is a Junky!
Yo quiero smack... mother-f*cker! |
Due to budget cuts, the Hounds of Hell have been downsized.
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"floyd, you too may become comfortably numb..."
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"Dr. Kevorkian's best friend"
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ottopilot, you won... claim your victory, you huge orator.
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Finally Tom, definative proof that you do indeed have your head up your ass...
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Self Colonoscopy will probably never be for everyone.
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Depressed about his recent influx of heavy workload, Kurt wondered how he was going to dig himself out of his dismal hole.
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Steve, from Worcester Mass...
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How did you know it was Steve? |
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Next up: http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...der-monkey.jpg |
Don't worry, I'm certified in Monkey CPR.
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Someone just saw Two Monkeys, One Cup.
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Curious George crossed with that Home Alone kid, Macaulay Culkin
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I love this tread, but I wish it moved faster
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Sorry!
Tophat wins it! |
Danke scheon, Fresnelly!
Lets give this a shot... http://www.commondreams.org/headline...es/0307-01.jpg |
"no, we did not star in 'the jeffersons!'"
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"Got Milk?"
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Damn you Condi... you swore this was Walrus Whisker Wednesday!
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That Condi Rice holographic projection is not quite as high resolution as the tech guys promised. Think anyone will notice?
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Papa Smurf called: he wants to talk trademark infringement.
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It's been a week, and I have got to go with phil on this one.
Take it away, phil! |
thanks, top...i'll get something up later today or tonight...
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Benetton tryouts at uncle phil's rumpus room
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"Heavy is the head that wears the crown, biatch!"
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"Here we see a pack of Camwhores teenagerous, on the prowl for the coveted "I wasn't paid enough attention as a child" photo."
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The cast of ALS's Two Fisted Bukkake Bash was about to be discovered...
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Girls Gone Mild!
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Jihad-Schmihad... they promised me 72 "virgins"!
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Girl scout greetings have really gone downhill in the past couple of years.
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i'll pick a winner tonight...
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this would be the winner... all yours, general... |
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Alright, guys. Time to strap on your courage badges, and we invade the Mushroom Kingdom tonight.
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"Hola. Esta es la lucha libre caliente "line". ¿Cuál es su lucha libre emergencia?"
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Why yes, I do speak carp.
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Mexican wrestlers have to start somewhere.
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Alright Tophat, you win! Take it away. |
Thank you, esteemed Chairman. Let's give this one a shot
http://www.wildlife-photo.org/catalo...7t1186-out.jpg |
Chaos ensued once word got out about an open casting call for a local production of Beauty and the Beast.
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"who's the gnu kid in school?"
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Two weeks and two posts? Man.
I'll give it a couple more days and pick one. |
If you were to encounter evil wildebeests down a dark and lonely path, would you consider them bad gnus?
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Tophat665....let's keep this alive.
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Mugabe is the president!
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It's a tight one between Coldhands and Uncle Phil, but I have to go with Coldhands for avoiding the obvious pun.
Take it away, oh ye of the chilly mitts. |
/me spits out sour grapes...
congrats, coldhands.. |
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No lady, that big thing will never fit in there.
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Trevor the Trolley's shameful fetish was spiralling out of control.
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Ladies and Gentles, tourist season is now officially open. Remember, 3 daily is the bag limit, and you have to throw back any under 48".
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"and at press time, ladies and gentlemen..."
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Martha found an ingenious way to get around town without having to pay for gas or fare, but I bet you'll never guess how.
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fresnelly...it's yours. Love the "kinky" references..... |
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And on the screen, you can see the genetic structure of the invisible ferret I am holding in my hands.
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yo, don't need glasses to see that, mofo...
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Go ahead, try it out, I'm telling you this baby has a lot of miles left on it for the price.
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I don't know how many times I have to tell you, but at the molecular level, I'm holding five apples in my hand. Honest!
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The Prize goes to Tophat!
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Thanks!
Proposal Season is here folks, so I'll get to this later tonight. |
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When bad tourists fail to realize the situation, they become a prime & smiling example of being locked up abroad.
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Team Loser decided to have a group photo anyways.
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The inspiration for the "Geek Squad"
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Jetee, your up man
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ding, dong, this tread is dead
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top, pick a second place to run with this ball...
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Coldhands, over to you.
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alrighty....try this one....
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2011/...de3cbb.jpg?v=0 Winner to be decided by 1/2/09, 8PM, check back for updates. |
As the majority of the Hells Angels enter their golden years, there are going to be some changes.
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"Next up for auction we have a... uh... umm... well... Starting bids at $10,000!"
or Ultimately, Batman decided to go with a somewhat less flamboyant designer. |
"the spirit of liberace..."
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You people are making me laugh out loud. Thanks.
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