False. "...there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke..."

Oxygen is necessary to us.

True, as all of us who savor the joys of oral sex will testify to.

Moisture makes the world go round.

False. Moisture makes the world go in and out.

There's a sucker born every minute.

false. there are roughly 250 babies born every minute and about 70% are initially breast fed.

there is such a thing as a kosher pig but the person below would not eat it anyway

Sure I would, but I like mine smoked...maybe they were onto something?

Freedom is a good thing.

Not just another word for 'nothin left to lose'..yes.

Honey is sweet.

True, unless you're allergic to bees.

The world's planet rotates and revolves.

true, does it wobble a bit too?

tolerance is gracious.

If Buddha said it, it's true

the meek shall inherit the earth

False- it will be tied up in probate forever.

our recyclables don't end up in India.

True - they end up strewn about India

My dog has fleas.

True- its how you tune a ukelele.

Trees sleep.

True - All Winter Long.

I'd like to have her bra full of nickels.

Probably true.

The lines we see on maps aren't really there.

Uhh.. false, I think the printers would get fired if the lines were not on the maps.

cocoa is brown.

False. I have no cocoa that is brown.


You would like to hear a good whistling tune when walking along the walkway, if only just once, perfectly melodic and calm.

Yes, just once would be a powerful memory.

The person posting next loves to play.

True, seriously

If I could see I might be dangerous.

True....


The person posting next has had a colonoscopy

True.....5 of them.

The next person has had a crab meat and ricotta cheese pizza.

False. In fact, I haven't had either.

You can sink a jumpshot from the 3-point line.

True then, not now, my nick-name was 'Lew Alcindor' in fifth grade.

you are the genius of yourself.

True. Since I'm all I've got, I guess it's me.

The person below me is having a bad hair day.

True, the wind is blowing like crazy here!

The person posting next has never had a cavity

I have had many, when one gets cluttered, I move.


The pulsating viscerally covered skeleton that will type next..

wants to continue this game.

True...6 days of neglecting this thread. Enough is enough!


the next poster will be someone I don't know from Adam.

False, Adam's the guy with the fig leaf on his johnson. Whatever else I might be, you should be able to tell I'm not him.

Eve was framed.

Yes, many times, think of all the different galleries she is hanging in right now.


who ever posts next likes the smell of a burnt out candle.

I love the smell of freshly blown out candles!

The person that is going to post next is lactose intolerant

False, I love milk!

The person below me has a post count of less than one hundred.

True, but not on this board.

The next person to post is in Canada.

False. About 2400 km south.

The next person to post is insane.

so who's not?

the next person to post believes in the big bang

I could be, if anybody offered to drive.

Capitalism works.

(Uh-oh)

True, I do.

Capitalism works

and I hope it gets paid for the job

glow in the dark cats are better than a flashlight

for night crawler hunting,yes.

You would love to give someone a gift of,
Bedding washed in rainwater that has fallen over the himalayas,
then dried by smoke filled winds of a campfire.

hmmm, I would like that. Nothing like rolling around on clean bedding and smelling like bbq!

The next poster still has not lived up to his/her last New Year's resolutions.

False. I was too damn busy to make any resolutions.

The person below me owns a pair of Crocs... and loves them.

true ...well I like them, not sure about love. Do I have to make a commitment to a shoe?

The person below me owns a pair of Uggs... and loves them.

False! I'm a New Balance man.

The next poster has to ask every person he/she meets if they want fries with that at thier job.