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Old 06-14-2003, 06:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Worst Strategies for Meeting Women

Your family reunion

Wearing your authentic Star Trek uniform to bars.

"Come home with me, but be quiet, moms sleeping"

Just whip it out. They love that.

Opening line, "What's up, whore?"

Ransom thier pets back to them for a date

Singing songs from "Star Trek: The Musical"

Whistling "It's A Small World After All" constantly

Cold-calling directly from the phone book

Candy-Striping at a maternity ward

Build shack in Montana, send mail bombs

So how much will just tonight cost?

Drugging them with ether and kidnapping them

Walk down the street naked

"Hi, my name is Jim, and this is Jim Jr."

Being the dummy in a self defence class for women

Hi my name is daniel. You can call me danielle

"Hi! Are you wearing pantyhose?"
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Writing them an anonymous love letter. It shows them you're too much of a pussy to talk to them face-to-face. Women don't want pussies...
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Writing them an anonymous love letter. It shows them you're too much of a pussy to talk to them face-to-face. Women don't want pussies...
I second that one.
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"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"Women don't want pussies... "


some women do, bless their rugmunching hearts
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"Women don't want pussies... "


some women do, bless their rugmunching hearts
Well, not pussy as in "vagina" but as in coward. Oh, and, I learned that the hard way
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, and, I learned that the hard way

Me too.
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"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Me too.
Damn it BBtB quit being too much like me, or I might have to consider you as a friend instead of an acquaintance.

If the gal you were after has long, straight, brown hair and green eyes, then you must be my doppleganger or something.
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