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Old 06-14-2003, 06:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Worst Things To Be Allergic To

The Ink With Which Money is Printed
Chocolate
Dihydrogen monoxide
Amino Acids
Oral Sex
Alcohol
The sweet smell of sex
Anti-histamine Tablets
My own right hand
Red Headed Hotties
The internet
Coffee
Light
Pain killers
Human flesh
Colors
Darkness
Latex and sheep skin
Your PC
All forms of chicken
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Worst Things To Be Allergic To

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Red Headed Hotties
By far the worst. I pitty the chap who is allergic to them

Another one:
oxygen.

Man that'd suck.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm not allergic to dihydrogen monoxide but on occasion it gets in my ears and is annoying.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I saw a woman on tv who was actually allergic to water. If my memory serves me, I think she had to completely coat herself in some kind of goop before taking a shower. Not sure why she'd bother with a shower if the water never touches her though.

And think of all the things that contain water... total sucksville.
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sorry, gotta go with sex on this one. How much would that suck?
Well, okay...it wouldn't be good to go without air or water but other than that...really!
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Old 06-14-2003, 06:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I saw a woman on tv who was actually allergic to water. If my memory serves me, I think she had to completely coat herself in some kind of goop before taking a shower. Not sure why she'd bother with a shower if the water never touches her though.

And think of all the things that contain water... total sucksville.
Isn't the body 70-80% water? If she's allergic to water, then she's already dead
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Old 06-14-2003, 07:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Isn't the body 70-80% water? If she's allergic to water, then she's already dead
I was thinking about the very same thing!!!

You know what else would suck to be allergic to? Sweat
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Old 06-14-2003, 08:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm not allergic to dihydrogen monoxide either, but it can't be good for you. Fish fornicate in it.

Good thing there's beer, which I'm also not allergic to...except in mass quantity.

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Old 06-15-2003, 12:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Vodka.... that would totally Suck! no more Martini's
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Old 06-15-2003, 01:04 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Isn't the body 70-80% water? If she's allergic to water, then she's already dead
Hmm... good point. I swear though, I'm not making it up. So maybe it was just her skin that reacted? I dunno anymore...
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Old 06-15-2003, 04:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Personally, steak would suck...and nuts. I love cashews and peanut butter...so those wouldn't be any fun, either. If I ever became allergic to steak, I would ask to be removed from my misery.

Work is also bad to be allergic to. I mean, it's something that we all have to do...so you may as well like what you're doing.
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Old 06-15-2003, 08:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
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It is possible, just not very common to be allergic to water. I saw the same show that crackpot did. Here's a little more info borrowed from MSN:

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Fourteen year old Heidi Falconer is unique because she's the only person on record to have been born with this allergy. When water touches her skin or mucous membranes (like the inside of her mouth) she breaks out in a rash and often blisters, if she has a severe response it can lead to anaphylaxis where her airways swell and close.

It's like any other allergy - an over-reaction of the immune system where production of histamine causes the symptoms.

Doctors are still unsure as to why this happens with something as essential as water one theory suggests that unusual proteins in Heidi's system react to the water. And because we're all made up of 80% water, Heidi is actually allergic to herself her saliva, sweat blood and tears all blotch her skin.

There is no cure for aquagenous urticaria. The only relief for Heidi is a special barrier foam developed in Sweden that stops water from touching her skin. Heidi has applied it religiously every four hours for the past couple of years and it gives her the freedom to do basic things like having a shower.
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Old 06-15-2003, 11:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What if you were allergic to rashes? If you got one it'd multiply exponentially until ur painful demise...
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i have a friend who is allergic to cold, like the temperature, if she gets to cold she will get sick, and if she gets really cold fast, like falling into a swimming pool, she'll die, its nuts
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Old 06-16-2003, 06:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Sunlight. I understand there are such people.
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Old 06-16-2003, 09:02 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I am allergic to most painkillers, and it DOES suck (specially because I'm haunted by Migraines)
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Old 06-16-2003, 10:10 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm allegric to the sun. Certain rays on certain days just make me break out in hives. If I'm out to long, I start getting sick and could, eventually, die.

However, I'd rather have that allergy then be allergic to lesbian porn.
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Old 06-16-2003, 12:19 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Allergies must really be horrible to go through. I'm fortunate I don't have any that I know of. The only thing that ever really made me sneeze to no end is burlap.
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Old 06-16-2003, 02:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Stupid people...... they seem to be so hard to avoid.
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Old 06-17-2003, 02:48 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I had a mate who was allergic to gluten and he was going out with someone who was allergic to nuts. Eating was a bit of a bummer!
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Who the the fuck could be allergic to sex? Not possible.... Unless somebody decided to cover their penis/vagina in cat hair. o0
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:11 AM   #22 (permalink)
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my wife is allergic to grass... ANY grass... (*sucks to be her*)
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:28 AM   #23 (permalink)
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being alregic to plastic would bne VERY bad take a good look around your house or thie things you deal with on a daily bassis HOw many are plasic ALOT your keyboard pens carparts sextoys soda bottles So much crap is made out of plastic its scarry
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Old 06-19-2003, 07:12 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2003, 08:55 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I have a friend who is allergic to semen. I feel bad for her. I have other friends who are allergic to latex, also.
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:51 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:04 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I have a friend who is allergic to semen. I feel bad for her. I have other friends who are allergic to latex, also.
Oh my god, surely you jest. No woman have I encoutered in my lifetime has been allergic to <i>semen</i>. Is that possible? And, how would that work? I'm thinkin' this is all in her head as some excuse to avoid oral sex.
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:07 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Grass Pollen, Tree Pollen, and Dust... im allergic to all three. not majorly just i get stuff and eyes water and get sore... along with cat dander, if i pet my cats then accidently rub my eyes im screwed cause its pain full... i just have to sit with a warm washcloth over my eyes.
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:55 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Being allergic to alcohol would suck balls. Actually, I'm allergic to sweet drinks; I can only take shots, liquor on the rocks or drink beer. Its not too bad. Sex allergies would REALLY fucking suck.
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