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... despite what they say, always going to be cooler than the road that just says "no"
The teenage mutant ninja turtles is... |
a good movie.
everything is... |
relative
a relative is |
someone that you cannot choose.
a good friend is... |
gonna help me move a body. hah!
tom cruise is... |
oh my god! so cute! :lol: :rolleyes:
The Bell curve is... |
shaped like a bell.......most times.
Labtec is |
...catbal spelled backwards...
jimmy hoffa is... |
...actually Rudy Giuliani´s chief adviser. but he stays in the background for obvious reasons.
Louisiana is... |
... an open invitation to get a speeding ticket for going 1 over ticket if you are from out of state.
Alabama is... |
the banjo capital of the World.
Grease 2 is... |
horrible. just plain shit.
"Cry Baby" is... |
a term used for people that whine too much.
"Baby Boy" is........ |
...on a friend's birth certificate.
a horse is... |
...a horse, of course, of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. Punky Brewster is... |
nauseating and probablt way too old now to pull the cute routine.
Dinner is |
mellow yellow and some pretzels
Hobbitville is edit: ps punky brewster sp* is still cute, just in a grownup female way :D |
plan9...beautiful...
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umm... ok. Anyways...
frequency moderation is... |
uncle phil's favorite jammie time station.......on your am dial.......
heavy petting is......... |
...bad for your hand
My car is... |
...your only friend.
jubilation t. cornpone is... |
a man who knew no fear.
Fearless Fosdick is... |
...is another name that Rummy uses.
Gucci is... |
overpriced crap.
Bad breath is... |
cause by evil breath bacteria!
Dentists are... |
...immortalized by dustin hoffman's fear in "the running man."
ragweed is... |
...a herbal aphrodisiac, its similar to Horny Goat Weed.
a spook is... |
...not to be confused with casper the friendly ghost.
capital punishment is... |
....well deserving............
a life sentence is...... |
...another term for marriage.
Bugs Bunny is... |
...not going to make that same mistake again.
the "banana slugs" are... |
...the mascot of the University Of California at Santa Cruz
Mike is... |
well.....Mike.
jesus is......(pronounced hey-zus) *you know....from mexico* |
...one of the alou brothers.
three jolly coachmen are... |
frigid.
Ira Glass is... |
the epitome of NPR yuppiedom.
an 11 pound watermelon rolled through a supermarket narrowly missing a 4 pound pink poodle is... |
...probably going to scare the crap outta the pink poodle...(clean up on aisle 5)
Cleaning up stuff in supermarket aisles is...... |
...ok when its just the confectionary packets on the ground... when its spilled soft drink, then its someone elses problem.
lying is... |
What I'd like to be doing in bed right now.
Mice are... |
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