|
someone I do not know.
Food in a can is... |
usually fed to dogs or bachelors.
... Kissing a cute cousin is... |
the beginning of more inbread kids.
Time is......... |
...about as strange as a five-legged station-wagon.
is that all there is... |
Nope.
Chinese stars are. |
...less erotic than a sharp stick in the eye.
grape juice is... |
....a subsidiary of time/warner incorporated.
google is... |
Yahoo!'s second cousin... in law.
100000000000000000000000 is... |
a whole whack of zeros............
Timothy Leary is............ |
... a prophet, a visionary and an explorer.
Salam Pax is... |
a sellout to the Man. (Guardian that is..)
... Canadian foreign policy is... |
...in for a great upheaval with the arrival of the Horde.
Leonard Cohen is... |
a weally reird name
Trent Reznor is... |
... a horde wannabe.
Ouzo is... |
...a Horde aperitif.
now metaxa, on the other hand, is... |
... a horde nightcap.
the CIA is... |
non-existent just like the hidden cameras in your home.
A glass of milk is... |
...beyond reproach.
a medium-rare hamburger on a toasted sesame-seed bun with swiss cheese and a couple of slices of bacon is... |
...gonna get you sued by Wendy's if you try to sell it.
Dave Thomas is... |
...not.
snow in early october is... |
too early, yet not early enough.
Sinks with dirty dishes are... |
annoying...
interupting cowMOOOO is |
funny if milk comes out its nose.
Bittorrent is... |
a weird word.
rope bondage of JAPAN is... |
...tied up right now; could you call back later, please?
the essence of humanity is... |
collected at the sperm bank.
Trusting your mother-in-law is |
...like trusting Michael Jackson around a drunk nine year-old boy.
Scary Movie 3 is... |
a really good sounding movie...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is... |
...set in fremen's back yard.
the alabama two-step is... |
the worse way to die.
Freddy Mercury is... |
... the man with the worst teeth ever.
The color orange is... |
not as good as the juice, orange...
AOL INSTANT MESSAGER is... |
...a farmer's friend.
the road runner is... |
too fast for Wile E.
condoms are... |
...increasing in value in southern new hampshire as we speak.
a woman is only a woman, but a cigar is... |
....dried dogs poo rolled in a large leaf
Love is.... |
stimulating, especially during that 6 hour flight to Boston.
Chuck Norris is.. |
...in the back seat of a '60 chevy.
india pale ale is... |
quite pale, actually.
Robert A. Heinlein was... |
Not as importaint as Albert Hoffman
Communism>Campitalism because... |
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