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playing games all day is... great work if you can get it!
Hard work is... |
Hard work is.....gratifying and rewarding most of the time.
unemployment is........... |
better when you get paid
A juggling mime is... |
bloody impressive!
A fire juggler is... |
....dangerously impressive
David Blaine is.......... |
David Blaine is...damned talented.
Houdini is.... |
speedy circular thinking.
staring into one's navel is.... |
...a horrid sight, if it were not impossible...
Navel hair is... |
Navel hair is... growing on your prutrifying orange.
Orange hair is... |
orange hair is found on the head of strange people.
Any one with orange hair is... |
... a fan Oklahoma State sporting events.<p>The color crimson is...
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crimson is close to OU's Maroon
Maroon is......... |
... a color I don't have very much of at all.<p>Having the sniffles is...
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..............something that drives me crazy!
Sundays are........... |
Sunday is for Nascar - two more weeks!
Nascar is.... |
full of gas.
Reading a comic is.. |
...hard to do without "speech bubbles."
the Rolex 24-hour race is... |
about 28 minutes too long for Junior and Stewart!
Earnhardt is... |
...dead.
time, however, is... |
coming to an end also.
But sometimes... |
sometimes is an invariable.
Tomorrow is......... |
only a day away.
Meanwhile, the Phantom of the Opera is... |
alive and living in the sewers under the opera house.
Freedom is |
.....is something we were born with, so why live without it?
Yet another new reality show is......... |
... deserving of being cancelled before it even starts.<p>Incoming bad weather is....
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bad weather is already here!
Snow is... |
...not my favorite animal, vegetable, or mineral.
flog is... |
cheap or painful.
Being cheap is... |
a sign you will die poor or unhappy....or both
a random act of kindness is....... |
...a senseless scene of beauty.
a shave and a haircut is... |
... two bits.
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick is... |
... a popular response in this thread.<p>Alcoholism is....
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........a useless retreat
a bed & breakfast is......... |
something I've never tried.
The Hilton is... |
... not as good as Paris makes it appear.<p>Chinese food is...
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. . . somewhat lacking in grapes.
Tetris is . . . |
tetris is over my head.
Poker is....... |
... something I like to play but lose my shirt doing.<p>A slip and slide is...
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a slip and slide is really easy around here today - lots of ice and snow.
Snow is............... |
... the setup to 'I hardly know her'.
Liquor in the back is... |
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